The Pyro-- Who is it?

[DracoSoul]

I've been hearing rumors that the Pyro is in fact the Scout's mother- And I somewhat believe it because Valve hasn't intruduced a character in TF2 that you cannot see in-game, therefore, the only plausible answer would be that the Scout's mother is the Pyro, But hey, don't yell at me because I think it's true, because I know someone will call me a loving handicap.


EDIT: The announcer is, I believe, a supercomputer.

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

I've been hearing rumors that the Pyro is in fact the Scout's mother- And I somewhat believe it because Valve hasn't intruduced a character in TF2 that you cannot see in-game

announcer

[Regulith]

-Post deleted for spontaneous brain explosion-

[Truce]

I believe it's the Scout's mother. There are two clues: The new "Who's Your Daddy?" achievement, and the whole Meet The Spy video.

Where does it mention "Pyro" in either of those?

[Marcem]

Red Spy had love with Scout's mother, durr.  So, that could make Red Spy his father.

[Regulith]

Where does it mention "Pyro" in either of those?

forget my brain exploded. >:U

[orange wolf]

pyro is spy

[Jimmg]

announcer

[rkynick]

He(yes he, forget all of you) is a maniacal, flame-thrower wielding killer.

That's about it. He isn't anyone's mother, nor is he a female.

[Madmitten]

He(yes he, forget all of you) is a maniacal, flame-thrower wielding killer.

That's about it. He isn't anyone's mother, nor is he a female.

how do you know that?

[nickbond1]

why would a female kill stuff?

[Harm94]

The pyro was voiced by a guy and thus the pyro is a guy. If the pyro was a girl, there would be boobs.

[rkynick]

Also if he was the scout's mother, he'd be pretty freaking old to be setting people on fire.

[Harm94]

Also if he was the scout's mother, he'd be pretty freaking old to be setting people on fire.

That sums it up.

[Nystical]

did you see what she looked like on the picture in the movie? that's not that old.