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zookuw:

--- Quote from: Riot on May 21, 2009, 05:41:03 AM ---Silly snot algae don't exist

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silly snot trix are for non-snots
Thorax:

--- Quote from: NickTheSushi on May 22, 2009, 05:52:39 PM ---How do you walk up a hill, both ways, through a tunnel in the middle of the hill, and only get to the top once and not three times?

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Go up the hill on one side, go through the tunnel, then walk the rest of the way up on the other side.

I got this one from a Dr. Suess book: What's big, red, and eat's rocks?"
lolzorz mcgee:

--- Quote from: General Omega on May 23, 2009, 01:58:47 PM ---This crime, if you commit it, you can not be arrested but if attempted and failed, can be.

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The perfect crime.
Skele:

--- Quote from: General Omega on May 23, 2009, 01:58:47 PM ---This crime, if you commit it, you can not be arrested but if attempted and failed, can be.

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Self Delete.
Thorax:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
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