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| Netwars4:
--- Quote from: Jess on May 24, 2009, 01:37:19 AM ---a boat. fishing road rod. water purifier thingy. boy girlfriend. generator --- End quote --- and a lake. |
| General 62:
I'd get my cricket bat, (I <3 SotD) and just nick stuff from the shops. :P |
| Ghoul:
--- Quote from: Swholli on May 24, 2009, 12:25:30 AM ---Yeah but if you're aim is anything like your [insert funny joke about you only you would get], then we're all boned! --- End quote --- Haha, I am a bit rusty. --- Quote from: Jess on May 24, 2009, 01:37:19 AM ---boyfriend. --- End quote --- Who's to say your boyfriend isn't just like us? >:) |
| MtnDew:
I think this topic should be "realistic" despite on how unrealistic it already is.. Things that you can actually obtain for use in a zombie apocalypse. -Baseball bat -Katana -Car |
| Jay Ray:
8:23 AM - New York City I wake up, the sun is shining through my blinds, I open them and take a look outside. I see cars abandoned on the highway 8 floors down, an army Humvee is burning in the middle of the road. Wait! I think I see someone! They are climbing out of a crashed car, should I yell to them? Maybe they know what happened? Suddenly, I see a group of 5 people running down the street, I am pretty high up, but I see them running awkwardly, arms flailing a bit. They jump on the survivor, I see bits of flesh fly into the air, I hear a scream, I hear some growls. I am freaked out. I get away from the window, all the hours playing Left 4 Dead will be put to the test. I quickly brown townyze the safety of my large apartment on the 8th floor, the front door is 1 inch of metal, that should hold up. There are a lot of windows, and assuming that they can't climb, the only window I have to worry about is the one with the fire escape, they could climb up that easily. I barricade the window, I should be safe for now. I turn on a light. Great, its works! I run to my iPhone which I left next to my bed, the zombies outside are gone, the remains of the first survivor are still laying there on the highway. I open up the twitter application on my iPhone, I check the trending topics. Oh, for those of you unfamiliar with Twitter, the trending topics are the popular things people are talking about on Twitter. 1: ZOMBIES?! 2: stuff WTF 3: forget 4: OH JESUS 5: IS ANYONE ALIVE?? 6: Praying 7: Getting my shotguns 8: FU OBAMA! 9: #zombies 10: Adam Lambert Now I know that there are more people alive, I check to see if there is anyone in my area. I search for recent tweets in my area, the last one was 6 hours ago, there hasn't been one since. No one in the entire downtown New York City has tweeted with a gps enabled cell phone. Is this really the end? I decided it was best to stay inside, no point in going out now. I have enough food to last a week, and the zombies shouldn't bother me. But its the nights that I worry about, I don't think I will be able to sleep. The only sleeping pills are these cruddy homeopathic ones, I could use a bottle of 'em and they wouldn't do stuff. Desperate to hear from someone who is near me, I go on facebook. "No new notifications" "Hmph, well that figures. A zombie apocalypse and no one has bothered to write on my wall to see if I am okay." To be Continued |
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