Author Topic: Zombie Invasion  (Read 13309 times)


based on that.
I bring...

Bike
Rifle
Water
Hunting knife
Axe/Crowbar
Flashlight
Portable radio/TV
Batteries

Then I'd find a rural 2 or more story tall home. get all the food i can from the surrounding area. Barricade the first floor. go up to the second floor. Destroy the stairs in place for a ladder and then just settle in up there.

Then I'd find a rural 2 or more story tall home. get all the food i can from the surrounding area. Barricade the first floor. go up to the second floor. Destroy the stairs in place for a ladder and then just settle in up there.
But the bathroom is on the first floor! Oh Shi- (:O

But the bathroom is on the first floor! Oh Shi- (:O
Piss/stuff out the window. That's how they did in in Ireland in Medieval times.

Piss/stuff out the window. That's how they did in in Ireland in Medieval times.
And piss off other passing by survivors who might just react negatively to such a gesture? I'll keep just one hole in my ass thanks much. o.O

And piss off other passing by survivors who might just react negatively to such a gesture? I'll keep just one hole in my ass thanks much. o.O
Eh, blame Irish history. But, I reckon he'll have a bucket or something up there to go in.

Eh, blame Irish history. But, I reckon he'll have a bucket or something up there to go in.
Hmmmm then what ever will he do about the smell?

Hmmmm then what ever will he do about the smell?
Get some Febreeze then dump the bucket out the window.

But the bathroom is on the first floor! Oh Shi- (:O
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Destroy the stairs in place for a ladder and then just settle in up there.


Based on what i have.

I would grab my throwing knives, then my shuriken. I would then run to our garage and get a crowbar, go hit down our shed door and take our guns(bb guns), then i would go to my freinds house and take there guns(shotguns 22 daul barrel shotgun 4 pistols and way more) Then take an axe go to our local small store (i live in a small rural town) I would get some flashlights batteries and food, throw it all in there cellar, barricade the doors and stay in the callar.

About 2 weeks later kill myself-lack of video games, and people.

Actually, I think my school would be a better choice for a hideout.

The walls are a foot thick, insulated with hay (don't ask). The only windows are up right below the ceiling, and the ones on the ground are only about 8"x8". In each classroom, there's a Luggable Loo. There's also a huge amount of water, peanut butter and saltine crackers, in case of a lockdown.

Anyway, in the art room's storage room, there's a ladder that leads up to a hatch, which leads up to the roof. That storage room has no windows, and only one door. I'd take the supplies from the other classrooms and hold out there.

Actually, I think my school would be a better choice for a hideout.

The walls are a foot thick, insulated with hay (don't ask). The only windows are up right below the ceiling, and the ones on the ground are only about 8"x8". In each classroom, there's a Luggable Loo. There's also a huge amount of water, peanut butter and saltine crackers, in case of a lockdown.

Anyway, in the art room's storage room, there's a ladder that leads up to a hatch, which leads up to the roof. That storage room has no windows, and only one door. I'd take the supplies from the other classrooms and hold out there.
What the forget? Do you go to school in a bomb shelter?

What the forget? Do you go to school in a bomb shelter?
Must live in a military base.

Why dose every one WANT to survive a ZOMBIE invasion?
You will just keep on shooting zombies till you die.
If this happened, I would find a gun, and shoot myself.
And don't call me emo.
I would do this because I HATE zombies.

I would pick a Automatic rifle, or a "borrow" pistol from the gunshop. Bring some trustworthy friends, and protect the electricity place, so people can order guns and end the zombie invasion.