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lolzorz mcgee:


--- Quote from: Jester on May 29, 2009, 01:32:35 AM ---Like "Sarah" is more calm personality. What's your name?

So you dont think im a stalker, my name is Jonathan. 

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To correct that, I've known a Sarah that was usually playful.

Also, most people that I've known that go by "Jonathan" are total friends.  :cookieMonster:  I doubt you are yourself, but I'm just trying to make a point.

And most guys that have my name are gay, and I'm not. (Cary)

TapeDeck:

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STALK HER.

Bones4:


--- Quote from: TapeDeck on May 29, 2009, 07:54:40 PM ---DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STALK HER.

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C'MON BRO. THAT'S THE BEST.

Netwars4:

CAPS.
YOU GOTTA BE SUBTLE WITH EVERYTHING BRO>>>
LIKE DONT BE LOUD AND STUFF CAUSE THEN SHE"LL GET MAD AT YOU AND>> STUFF>

go not using caps-lock and just holding the shift key.

Senor Devin:


--- Quote from: Bones4 on May 29, 2009, 07:55:51 PM ---C'MON BRO. THAT'S THE BEST.

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Let me sing you a song  :cookieMonster:
/Guitar
" Actually it aint all complex,
about getting girls and having love,
Its just like counting 1-2-3,
or beating [normal] on Halo 3.

In your mind you'll be on vacation,
when you and her are having Fornification,
Techically you will be good friends.

Just talk to her and then eventually,
say "wanna go drink" its that easy,
All you need is beer and roofies,
Next thing you know she'll be on her knees,
and giving you a BJ until you Je[ee]ze (it has to rhyme, lol),
and technically you will become FREEEEINNNDSSSAHHHHHH[bass slide]OOOOOUHHHHHHHH, HEY!"

Now that's the best method.

/inb4haters

Ontopic: I asked a girl out and she said NO yes. (I am so not lying. :*[ )
 

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