Off Topic > Off Topic
Rant
zz_tophat:
First off, I honestly can't tell if this belongs in drama or not, the line between drama and off-topic seems a bit thin to me. Where do you put drama about off-topic?
Now, prepare to endure my bullstuff, posted here because I got bored.
Warning the following is a work of parody and only meant to be taken seriously by douche bags.
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My _________ broke, Google fixed it.
Seriously my ________ was ________ and I was all "what the forget?". So I typed the specifics of _______ as I knew them in to Google and was directed to many, many links telling me how to solve ________. Good thing everyone else can do that.
I have vista and I hate it, it crashes all the time, also the cup holder on the front of my computer broke and I think I am missing my "any" key because I can't find it, go figure... oooh is that a pop up add? *click*
I can't spel or use teh grammers but that is no reason to hate on me in the forums in where the primary means of communication is a combination of spelling and grammar.
I just got a shiny nickel! I already know what I want to spend it on but because I like both attention and bragging about the fact that I have a nickle I am going to ask you what I should spend it on.
This one time at band camp there was a bear! ...and then nothing interesting happened my br0 told me it was a cool story.
Let's discuss something in a civilized... NO forget YOU, YOU'RE WRONG! THIS THREAD IS LOCKED BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE!
Type _______ with your _________.
Similar to the above^
This thread is a new game, the rules are simple and make the game not fun.
I like to reply to topics with the word "old" because everyone needs to know that it's something I've seen before.
I would like to elicit advise about my girlfriend parents bitch sister dog goldfish. I am afraid my goldfish doesn't love me anymore, what can I do to make it love me? I am only asking because of all the places in all the world this is by far the best place to get advise about such things and of course I really want advise, it's not like I am just unloading about my goldfish or anything.
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Feel free to add your own^
I'm not complaining or annoyed about any of this, I just find most of this stuff really funny.
thomas64:
What the???
What is this?
You hate google?
You have vista?
Whats the point in this topic!?
Inv3rted:
--- Quote from: thomas64 on May 29, 2009, 02:06:58 PM ---What the???
What is this?
You hate google?
You have vista?
Whats the point in this topic!?
--- End quote ---
He said he was bored, so he posted it. Enough said.
thomas64:
All righty then.
Barnabas:
Looks like it's the regular stuff we get in Off-Topic. Nicely done, zz_tophat I smiled a little while reading through this.