Author Topic: Rant  (Read 898 times)

First off, I honestly can't tell if this belongs in drama or not, the line between drama and off-topic seems a bit thin to me. Where do you put drama about off-topic?


Now, prepare to endure my bullstuff, posted here because I got bored.

Warning the following is a work of parody and only meant to be taken seriously by douche bags.
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My _________ broke, Google fixed it.
Seriously my ________ was ________  and I was all "what the forget?". So I typed the specifics of _______ as I knew them in to Google and was directed to many, many links telling me how to solve ________. Good thing everyone else can do that.


I have vista and I hate it, it crashes all the time, also the cup holder on the front of my computer broke and I think I am missing my "any" key because I can't find it, go figure... oooh is that a pop up add? *click*


I can't spel or use teh grammers but that is no reason to hate on me in the forums in where the primary means of communication is a combination of spelling and grammar.


I just got a shiny nickel! I already know what I want to spend it on but because I like both attention and bragging about the fact that I have a nickle I am going to ask you what I should spend it on.


This one time at band camp there was a bear! ...and then nothing interesting happened my br0 told me it was a cool story.


Let's discuss something in a civilized... NO forget YOU, YOU'RE WRONG! THIS THREAD IS LOCKED BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE!


Type _______ with your _________.

Similar to the above^
This thread is a new game, the rules are simple and make the game not fun.


I like to reply to topics with the word "old" because everyone needs to know that it's something I've seen before.


I would like to elicit advise about my girlfriend parents bitch sister dog goldfish. I am afraid my goldfish doesn't love me anymore, what can I do to make it love me? I am only asking because of all the places in all the world this is by far the best place to get advise about such things and of course I really want advise, it's not like I am just unloading about my goldfish or anything.

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Feel free to add your own^

I'm not complaining or annoyed about any of this, I just find most of this stuff really funny.

What the???
What is this?
You hate google?
You have vista?
Whats the point in this topic!?

What the???
What is this?
You hate google?
You have vista?
Whats the point in this topic!?

He said he was bored, so he posted it. Enough said.


Looks like it's the regular stuff we get in Off-Topic. Nicely done, zz_tophat I smiled a little while reading through this.

Looks like it's the regular stuff we get in Off-Topic. Nicely done, zz_tophat I smiled a little while reading through this.

Nicely done yourself, I was honestly up in the air as to whether or not anyone would actually get what was I was saying.

This one time at band camp there was a bear!

Do I... do I know you?

Ya, people see one stupid thing posted and copy it hoping they get attention.