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| Robo Noob:
Jesus tittyloving Christ. What is up with tiny ass ticks latching on to my damned sac? In the past month or so, there's been around 4 ticks (like tiny deer ticks) who are embeded in my scrotum, before which, there was another tick latched on to the head of my rooster. Anyway, about half an hour ago, my balls started to itch. When I went to scratch my itchy nuts, I felt a bump. I instantainiously whipped out my frank and beans to see the deal. Apparently there was a small tick halfway inside of my nutsack, right where it meets the base of the wanker. I walk into the bathroom, nuts in hand, and sat on the toilet seat. I try to pull it out with my fingers like always, and what the forget. It breaks in half. So for the last half an hour I have been mutilating my own genitals with tweezers to get out this bugger. Apparently all I have done is turned it into a legless black speck halfway into my giblets. Now I have to go to the doctor and be fondled by some gay dude, who will put chemicals all over my babies to get this forgeter out. Discuss the tick corpus lodged in my balls. |
| black knight:
Whats his name? |
| Robo Noob:
I'm leaning towards Jerry... but I'm also thinking about Charlie... I guess I'll get back to you on that |
| Snaffle J. Bean:
Stop sleeping with deers :cookieMonster: |
| NickTheSushi:
Ticks: The mosquito's old roommate and less evolved brother. Btw, name him Magical George. --- Quote from: Snaffle J. Bean on June 01, 2009, 10:48:57 PM ---Stop sleeping with deers :cookieMonster: --- End quote --- He can't, but that's what everyone tells him |
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