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Half a tick... IN MY loving NADS?!
jirue:
Every year, Robo noob makes an epic topic about him having to go to the doctor because of something that includes his privates.
Last time it was brown town probe, this time it's ticks on your nads. This stuff is just great reading :3
black knight:
--- Quote from: NickTheSushi on June 01, 2009, 10:57:51 PM ---Maybe he's got enough to actually do it :P
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I dont
Netwars4:
--- Quote from: Robo Noob on June 01, 2009, 10:45:39 PM ---Jesus tittyloving Christ. What is up with tiny ass ticks latching on to my damned sac? In the past month or so, there's been around 4 ticks (like tiny deer ticks) who are embeded in my scrotum, before which, there was another tick latched on to the head of my rooster. Anyway, about half an hour ago, my balls started to itch. When I went to scratch my itchy nuts, I felt a bump. I instantainiously whipped out my frank and beans to see the deal. Apparently there was a small tick halfway inside of my nutsack, right where it meets the base of the wanker. I walk into the bathroom, nuts in hand, and sit on the toilet seat. I try to pull it out with my fingers like always, and what the forget. It breaks in half. So for the last half an hour I have been mutilating my own genitals with tweezers to get out this bugger. Apparently all I have done is turned it into a legless black speck halfway into my giblets. Now I have to go to the doctor and be fondled by some gay dude, who will put chemicals all over my babies to get this forgeter out.
Discuss the tick corpus lodged in my balls.
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Very fickle on the names there.
Robo Noob:
--- Quote from: jirue on June 01, 2009, 10:58:20 PM ---brown town probe
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lucky i didnt have to get one, but the poopie hurt quite bad
--- Quote from: Netwars4 on June 01, 2009, 10:59:18 PM ---Very fickle on the names there.
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I know, I'm so classy rite :D
CapTMeaT:
--- Quote from: Nightmare-Duckie on June 01, 2009, 10:55:59 PM ---before anything a fast way to get rid of ticks is to light a match, blow it out, and rub it on the bastard. once that match goes cold and if hes still on light another
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This is why it's a good idea to read the topic.
Anyways, what the forget Robo? Never heard of ticks in the nads :P