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A couple of my friends got really pissed off with the teacher, so they just walked out. No one noticed, except me. They walked 3 miles home.

Slugger:


--- Quote from: Sandvich on June 04, 2009, 12:00:29 PM ---Nerds usually have a successful life.

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And get the babes when they become rich.

Swholli:

I'm just going to throw this out there:

I have perfect attendance.

But I'm skipping school today technically. I'm excused though, I don't have to take exams! I am a lucky mofo.

But seriously, skipping school is bad. Especially if you forgot to do something or were too lazy to do it. I mean, that's not teaching you anything in life about deadlines and accomplishing things when they're meant to be accomplished if you figure you can just fake a stomach ache and stay home. When you're out in the real world, you only get so many sick days, when they're used up, you stopped getting paid when you go out sick. So, I hope this little expiriment is your last, otherwise you may be going down a very bad road.

zz_tophat:


--- Quote from: NickTheSushi on June 04, 2009, 11:08:29 AM ---You're just a loving moron for skipping school. People like you end up bagging groceries for the rest of their lives. That, or working a drive-thru.

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This is true.


Then again I dropped out (Junior year) and I make more in a week than most collage grads make in a month... although now I do have a B.A. so I am a collage grad but I would still make as must as I do without it.


EDIT:One of my favorite jokes:
A guy finishes collage and gets a job, on his first day his boss hands him a broom and tells him: "go sweep the back room", to which the graduate answers: "but I'm a collage graduate!". The boss says: "oh, in that case let me show you how to do it."

Swholli:


--- Quote from: zz_tophat on June 04, 2009, 12:05:55 PM ---Then again I dropped out (Junior year) and I make more in a week than most collage grads make in a month... although now I do have a B.A. so I am a collage grad but I would still make as must as I do without it.

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I'm not understanding how you're a college grad when you didn't finish high school...

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