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Paranoia
Hugums:
Right so... The traffic lights are out to get me. Everytime I can see one it turns red so i would be able to cross if i was at the cross walk but I NEVER am. Then they turn green AS SOON AS I GET TO THE GOD DAMN CROSS WALK. These loving things are out to get me, trying to make me J-Walk I'm not gonna do it I WON'T DO IT.
--- Quote ---Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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orange wolf:
those men watching you from the street cameras just love the forget with you huh?
Hugums:
--- Quote from: orange wolf on June 11, 2009, 08:26:02 PM ---those men watching you from the street cameras just love the forget with you huh?
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Ya but you know what. I fooled them cause i'm bringing my paint ball gun everywhere now and BANG no more camera for them... I WILL loving WIN.
Nepthan:
Refuse to make their lives easy!
orange wolf:
No, no, then you'll get charged with damage to state property, instead when the light turns red throw up the middle finger and walk right on through, then if you get hit by a car you can blame the state for crappy workings of the automatic pressure plate stop lights.