Pirate1: YOU ARE A PIRATE AND A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIR- *falls to the ground*
Pirate 2: WTF? dude are you ok?
Pirate 3: *check's for pulse* no... he's dead, plus there's shurikens in his bac- *falls to the ground*
Pirate 3: uh Steve...? STEVE?!?! UH.... AGH!!! OMG OMG OMG WAHHHH!!!!!!! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HE- *falls to the ground*
*Ninja comes down from the trees, only says one word "Gentlemen"*
Narrator: What's this? The Ninja was a Spy??? OH NO HE'S CAPTURING THE POINT!
Announcer: BLU TEAM WINS *TF2 Victory Music*
