Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Vikings vs. Samurai, loving awesome.

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Wedge:
As much as I hate to say it, ninjas would win in a fight. Ninjas are invisible, breath fire, can fly and don't need oxygen.

Even with the disadvantage being very much corporeal, requiring oxygen to maintain homeostasis, and their lack of being able to immolate people by yelling at them very loudly, pirates would still put up a pretty good fight.

Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention that ninjas have Kinoki footpads, which are based on the ancient Japanese technology of sucking all the heavy metals out of your body by pouring vinegar on your foot. Pirates are loaded with nasty heavy metals.

Reformist:
I'm a turtle. Where do I sign up to fight at? :(

NickTheSushi:

--- Quote from: Wedge on June 11, 2009, 11:58:53 PM ---Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that ninjas are invisible, breath fire, can fly and don't need oxygen.

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Since when? Also, pirates have cannons >:(

--- Quote from: Reformist on June 11, 2009, 11:59:34 PM ---I'm a turtle. Where do I sign up to fight at? :(

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Over in the corner there.

General Omega:

--- Quote from: Wedge on June 11, 2009, 11:58:53 PM ---As much as I hate to say it, ninjas would win in a fight. Ninjas have Kinoki footpads, which are based on the ancient Japanese technology of sucking all the heavy metals out of your body by pouring vinegar on your foot.

Even with their bismuth and mercury saturated bodies, pirates would still put up a pretty good fight.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that ninjas are invisible, breath fire, can fly and don't need oxygen.

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Pirates can shoot them with a magical invention called guns. They have a faster projectile and are more accurate. Also, they have to breath some time. Expecially when they are getting their heads forced into the water by Pirates. All ninjas will do is use their foot cleaning pads to make them leave no dust on the ship they are being thrown off of.

The foot pads just clean feet. That is all.

Wedge:
Ninjas have blood three times the temperature of the sun. If you make them bleed everything in a 200 mile radius instantly ignites. Except other ninjas of course, because they can survive temperatures three times hotter than the sun.

Ninjas don't need guns, they can generate bullets with the power of their mind and shoot through walls.

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