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Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Vikings vs. Samurai, loving awesome.
Sarge:
Vikings ftw, guys.
Sandvich:
--- Quote from: Sarge on June 12, 2009, 12:06:03 AM ---Vikings ftw, guys.
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Reminds me of Vikings vs Ninjas on World's Deadliest Warrior lol.
I say ninjas
Muffinmix:
Wedge you almost have me convinced that ninjas are superior to pirates, almost.
But then I remember pirates get all the women and there is no more doubt.
NickTheSushi:
--- Quote from: Wedge on June 12, 2009, 12:05:09 AM ---Ninjas have blood three times the temperature of the sun. If you make them bleed everything in a 200 mile radius instantly ignites. Except other ninjas of course, because they can survive temperatures three times hotter than the sun.
Ninjas don't need guns, they can generate bullets with the power of their mind and shoot through walls.
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I'd love to know where the forget you're get your information, because I need to beat the stuff out of the guy who made it.
Wedge:
Basically, ninjas sneak up behind people and beat them severely with sticks. Pretty similar to mob thugs. Except thugs have got a good solid lead pipe and do a better job of disposing of bodies. And they're in it for profit, unlike ninjas who just want to kill everyone in the world because they can.
I can name serial killers more sophisticated than your average ninja.
Everybody who doesn't vote for pirates is lame.
--- Quote from: Sarge on June 12, 2009, 12:06:03 AM ---Vikings ftw, guys.
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Pirates are kind of like vikings with cannons. At the very least, they still pillage and rape.
--- Quote from: Muffinmix on June 12, 2009, 12:08:06 AM ---Wedge you almost have me convinced that ninjas are superior to pirates, almost.
But then I remember pirates get all the women and there is no more doubt.
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Would you believe me if I told you ninja's don't need wenches, they can just take any woman they want with their infinite charm? They don't even have to kidnap them like pirates, it's just like walking into the grocery store and grabbing a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for them.