Poll

Which kicks more ass?

Pirates
35 (28.2%)
Ninjas
51 (41.1%)
Vikings
32 (25.8%)
Samurai
6 (4.8%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Author Topic: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Vikings vs. Samurai, loving awesome.  (Read 10087 times)

No, Johnny Depp is a horrible example. A better example is Tim Curry.
Jack Sparrow is an awesome character, but I concede.


Jack Sparrow is an awesome character, but I concede.

Eh?


Also what pirate movie has Tim curry been in?

Flintlock pistols, Johnny Depp, rapiers, epic battles, boats, gold, tits, babes. Come on.

lame, good actor but not real pirate, rapier<katana, cool, who cares, who cares, yay, same thing
« Last Edit: June 12, 2009, 10:37:12 PM by Pimpin »

good actor but not real pirate
Fair enough, Black beard. I have his treasure map. I'll post it sometime after I frame it.

Fair enough, Black beard. I have his treasure map. I'll post it sometime after I frame it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mclbc8nSww4

Ninjas.

Ninjas don't need cannons, they have paper bombs.

I mean forget, exploding paper. You can't say you don't want exploding paper.

Ninjas.

Ninjas don't need cannons, they have paper bombs.

I mean forget, exploding paper. You can't say you don't want exploding paper.
I do not need it when I could be firing 20 lb paper smashing spheres of death.

Ninjas.

Ninjas don't need cannons, they have paper bombs.

I mean forget, exploding paper. You can't say you don't want exploding paper.
I say Grecian pirates. forget yeah Greek fire.

Also, nothing can dodge a bullet.

Ninjas are way cooler than pirates. :D [Hollywood] Ninjas can transform, breath fire, duplicate, and cloak. Pirates are dirtbags that live off meat and reek badly. A ninja could easily invade a ship without being seen. >:3 Cannons and guns that hardly work? Phhffffft..

I have his treasure map.

You know that in reality, the only pirate to ever have a true 'buried treasure' was some Louisiana pirate who only hid about the equivalent of 10k in todays money.

You forgot, Ninjas use Ninja Stars and stealth. They would never attack in pure daylight without some sort of camoflauge.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2009, 01:01:17 AM by xXMenenXx »

You know that in reality, the only pirate to ever have a true 'buried treasure' was some Louisiana pirate who only hid about the equivalent of 10k in todays money.
That's because most pirates bought assloads of booze, whores, and more ammo instead of burying it. The map is obviously fake, but it's still printed on classic parchment, and pretty cool.

The map is obviously fake, but it's still printed on classic parchment, and pretty cool.
*thumbs up*