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Otis Da HousKat:

I remember my first boner. I was looking through my neighbor's window and could see some lady changing her panties and everything. But check this out, behind her on the bed I could see this big orange cat licking its nutsack. And BOOM! My pants inflated like an airbag. Mom busted into the room and was like, "What the heck are you doing?" And I was like, "Nothing." And she was like, "Yeah right."

Retz:


--- Quote from: Otis Da HousKat on June 16, 2009, 08:08:20 PM ---I remember my first boner. I was looking through my neighbor's window and could see some lady changing her panties and everything. But check this out, behind her on the bed I could see this big orange cat licking its nutsack. And BOOM! My pants inflated like an airbag. Mom busted into the room and was like, "What the heck are you doing?" And I was like, "Nothing." And she was like, "Yeah right."

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No wonder your're so messed up.  Look at your forum picture, what were you thinking?!

Valen:


--- Quote from: Otis Da HousKat on June 16, 2009, 08:08:20 PM ---I remember my first boner. I was looking through my neighbor's window and could see some lady changing her panties and everything. But check this out, behind her on the bed I could see this big orange cat licking its nutsack. And BOOM! My pants inflated like an airbag. Mom busted into the room and was like, "What the heck are you doing?" And I was like, "Nothing." And she was like, "Yeah right."

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haaa that made me lol a lot :D

Brickman:

Whenever I go to the local lumber yard, it's seriously messed up :(

DiabeticRage:

I got one while mixing with my older Dj set. It was great. ;D

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