scary stories

[Rughugger]

One day, you will realize that fart jokes aren't funny any more.

[Ad Bot]

[Nixon]

One well light evening, I saw your face.
The end.

[Mysteroo]

not scary my kinda creepy-
My Dad was with a group of people, I forget exactly where they were going, or what for. But it was snowing heavily, and somehow they managed to get their van jammed stuck into the snow. They were in the middle of nowhere, nowhere for them to go, and nobody for them to call. Suddenly, completely unexpected, a jeep with four men drove up and stopped. They got out and asked "need some help?" Of course my dad and his crew said yes. These men were maybe, 6 foot 5 each. They were extraordinarily muscular, possibley the strongest men he'd ever seen. They probably expected them to tie their jeep to their van and try to pull it out- But no. They surrounded the van and all together picked up, and pulled the van out of the snow . They said yw, and left. Mind you they were on a straight, long, road next to a mountain. They turned to each other in amazement at the impossibly convenient event, looked back and the jeep and their passengers were gone. 
My dad suspects they were angels that helped them.

[Nixon]

I have one:

A Mother, Father and Child was going to the butchers to buy some meat but the little child saw clown holding up two fingers and the girl says "Mummy, I want that clown!" The mother said she could have it. So they where playing with the clown who was still holding up two fingers. The mother said "Oh damn I forgot the Meat!" So the mother and father went out leaving the child alone with the clown. The Mother and Father where at the butchers shop and the man at the counter said " I saw you take that clown! Where is your kid?" The mother said "At home with the clown." The Butcher said to go back home and the mother an father got home and saw the clown standing there holding up 3 fingers!

1 Finger per kill?

[Nixon]

Here’s something scary.

There is some fat guy with gardening supplies staring at my house for the past 10 minutes.

*Pokemon theme tune*
A wild snorlax appeared!
You used ZOMGHAXUBRRAGE.
The wild snorlax ran away, Tripped then rolled down the hill.

[Nixon]

Game Over

One day, My dad came over to me. "Son, I need to tell you something. One moment... let me introduce you to something...", I looked at him with a puzzled expression. He spoke, In some unholy computerized voice. "The game, You just lost ".
FFFUUUUUUU-

[Funnelcakes]

Stop stuffposting you dumbass

[Joeboy]

and i'll keep quoting this every time i see this thread. this is so much text it makes the wii's typing interface lag like hell.
costume idea: a man with no star fish.

Reading that made my star fish ache :c

[Joekirk]

There was a time, when my family lived in a trailer on a farm.  One night when we were coming back, and taking the last turn to get home about six farmers with rifles were camped out by the road.  Scared the piss out of me, they said a few nights ago that had someone tie up one of their cows to the back of a truck, and drag it along the road for a mile or so, and they were waiting for them.

[palpatine]

One night, a couple were going out on a date and asked a baby sitter to baby sit their child. His name was justin bieber. When they got back they found their kids dead and had squshed bodies. It turned out that JB literally baby sat them while singing "baby"

[Alpha Command]

One night, a couple were going out on a date and asked a baby sitter to baby sit their child. His name was justin bieber. When they got back they found their kids dead and had squshed bodies. It turned out that JB literally baby sat them while singing "baby"

What. 21 day bump.

[Riot]

 One evening, it was 1pm.

[Joekirk]

One evening, it was 1pm.

Holy stuff.

I just shat a brick from reading that!

[Big Brother]

What. 21 day bump.

This topic is awesome.

[palpatine]

One day, some ecologist nerd found proof of the big foot. The next night 6 friends decided to go hunt the big foot. They searched the beast for hours with their double barrel shotguns. Then they decided to set camp for the night. When they were at the campfire warming up, they heard a terrifing roar. Much more terrifying than a bear's roar. One of the hunters got scarred and left the camp with his dogs and went home. The next day they saw a man and 2 dogs, laying there, bleeding with bite marts bigger than a grizzly bear's! It was their friend and his dogs lying there, dead. Now there at his home was a widow and fatherless kids.... More and more people were eaten and killed. Only a few sucessfully made it back home. And those who made it home had a dead man in their bed the next day. Then there was no one left. All the hunters were killed. And big foot still goes out and kills people at night in their sleep. There are lots of big foots.... All around the world.....in every city near a forest.....or a little cabin in the forest.... Wait for the night to come....AND EAT Y'AH!