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| wiiman:
So one night these two girls were taking a walk. On there way home they both had to pee. They were nere a gravehard so one when behind a tombstone and peed ,and the other one did too. Then they realized that they had nothing to wipe with. So one took kof her panties and wiped with those and throow them away.The other one had a pair of good under where and did not want to get them dirty. Then she found a card laying on a tombsone and wiped with it.so when they got to there houses. the two husbands called each other and said these girls night outs have to stop my wife came home without panties.the other guy said my wife came home with a card suck between her cheeks that said from all the guys at the fire station will remember you. Please post some if you know any |
| wiiman:
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. |
| Hollywood:
--- Quote ---So one night these two girls were taking a walk. On there way home they both had to pee. They were nere a gravehard so one when behind a tombstone and peed ,and the other one did too. Then they realized that they had nothing to wipe with. So one took kof her panties and wiped with those and throow them away.The other one had a pair of good under where and did not want to get them dirty. Then she found a card laying on a tombsone and wiped with it.so when they got to there houses. the two husbands called each other and said these girls night outs have to stop my wife came home without panties.the other guy said my wife came home with a card suck between her cheeks that said from all the guys at the fire station will remember you. --- End quote --- Just a point. Not including grammar or punctuation mistakes. If you have to make jokes towards one particular group of people, at least make sure it's spelt correctly. PS: I'm blonde. :D |
| Hollywood:
--- Quote from: wiiman on June 21, 2009, 12:05:01 PM ---Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. --- End quote --- Haha, lol'd. |
| wiiman:
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" |
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