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| Moriarty:
--- Quote from: wiiman on June 21, 2009, 12:22:27 PM ---A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor. You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!! --- End quote --- I dont get it. |
| wiiman:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!” |
| wiiman:
The guy was haveing love with his wife and the other guy did not know that he is dumb he thought he was scaring the children. |
| Colten:
Am I the only one who got this PM? --- Quote from: wiiman on June 21, 2009, 12:27:32 PM ---Go check out my topic in off topic about dumb blondes. --- End quote --- |
| wiiman:
I am working on giveing it to everyone |
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