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| wiiman:
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them." A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'." |
| Thorax:
--- Quote from: Dread on June 21, 2009, 12:15:59 PM ---Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think that one of them would have seen it. --- End quote --- Lol. --- Quote from: duke 838 on June 21, 2009, 12:27:56 PM ---I've heard that before, but it wasn't a blond joke. --- End quote --- Same. --- Quote from: wiiman on June 21, 2009, 12:22:27 PM ---A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor. You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!! --- End quote --- Heard that befoer, but it's still funny. A redhead and several blonds were hanging from a ledge, yelling for help. Finally, some guy walked up and ask which one he should help up first. One blond said she had a hair appointment she couldn't be late to. Another one said she needed to take her dog to a dog show she couldn't be late to. A few more blonds gave similar reasons. Finally, the redhead gave a big, long winded reason why she should go first. She made several outstanding points and could tell that they guy was going to help her first. So she wrapped up her speach, and when she finished, all the blonds clapped. |
| wiiman:
lol |
| Moriarty:
--- Quote from: wiiman on June 21, 2009, 12:31:36 PM ---The guy was haveing love with his wife and the other guy did not know that he is dumb he thought he was scaring the children. --- End quote --- oh. |
| wiiman:
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!" |
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