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Blonde jokes
wiiman:
A Blonde, called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows". The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
Blockoman:
Three girls are running from the cops. They come to a farm.
The redhead hides in a chicken coop.
The brunette jumps over a fence and hides with some cows.
The blonde hides in a sack of potatoes.
The cops come to the chicken coop and kick the fence.
The redhead goes "squawk squawk squawk!" The police walk away.
The cops come to the field with cows. They kick that fence.
The brunette goes "Mooooo!" The cops walk away, still searching for the girls.
The cops find the sack of potatoes lying on the ground.
They kick it.
The blonde pauses, then says "potato potato potato"
Jester:
A blonde called a airline wondering how long it takes there planes too get somewhere.
The Employee who worked for the airline said "Hold on one second."
The blonde said thank you and hung up the phone.
BountyHunter007:
I got 2, for right now, i know a bunch more but i don't have alot of time.
1. There's this blond on a plane sitting next to a lawyer, the lawyer keeps looking at her and giggleing. She finally looks at him and says "Wtf is wrong with you?" he says "ok, let's play a game, i ask you a question, and if you don't know, you give me 5$, and when it's you're turn, and i can't find thre answer, i give you 50$. "OK" she says.
Lawyer: How many star's are on the american flag?
Blonde:uhh... idk *she hand's him five doallars*
Blonde: How many squerll's stancked on eachother would it take to reach the moon?
Lawyer:I- i really dont know. *hands 50$ to the blond*
Lawyer: but, how much would it really take? *BLond hands him 5$*
-Next-
2. There's a blond that want's to learn how to pilot a plane or a heli, but they only had helis so she says ok. she gets in the heli and take a walkie talkie from the instructor. "Ok! go to 1000ft" she does. "2000" she does. "3000" but right before the instructer's eyes, the heli falls to the ground. he races toward the reckage to find the blond still alive. "What happened?!?!?" "oh, i got cold so i turned the big fan off!"
Menen:
Blonde Jokes are so old.