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Blonde jokes
wiiman:
Sorry
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."
The cashier leaned over the counter and said:
"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"
Rughugger:
Wiiman, great copypasta jokes. No one would ever guess you didn't really know all these jokes you're telling.
There was a blonde, brunette, a redhead and a boy scout on a plane. Suddenly out of nowhere, the pilot runs to the back of the plane, grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. All four of them notice there's only three parachutes left. So the blonde grabs one and jumps. The brunette grabs one and jumps leaving the redhead and the boyscout. The brunette tells the boy "Go on, take the last parachute, I've had a longer chance to live than you. You deserve to survive." The boyscout looks up to her with a slightly confused look on his face and replies, "No, there's still two parachutes, the blonde grabbed my backpack by mistake."
Add rimshot, cue curtains and bow.
Nystical:
Blond boys are random smart, athletic, dumb
Redhead boys are usaully athletic and fast.
Black hair boys are usally smart
Brown hair boys are usally, extinct.
Thorax:
--- Quote from: Nystical on June 21, 2009, 01:35:39 PM ---Blond boys are random smart, athletic, dumb
Redhead boys are usaully athletic and fast.
Black hair boys are usally smart
Brown hair boys are usally, extinct.
--- End quote ---
That doesn't make sence...
And I'm pretty usre I'm not extinct...
Rughugger:
--- Quote from: Thorax on June 21, 2009, 01:46:25 PM ---That doesn't make sence...
And I'm pretty usre I'm not extinct...
--- End quote ---
This too. lol Now we need to find two brunette girls so we can repopulate the species!