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| Blockoman:
--- Quote from: AGlass0fMilk on June 21, 2009, 04:44:37 PM ---A blond is walking down the street, listening to music. She walks in front of a bus,. and the bus driver gestures her to take off her headphones. A couple minutes later, she collapses in the street, dead. A policeman walks over to see what was wrong. He put on her headphones, and he heard: "Breath in...... Breath out..... Breath in........ Breath out......." --- End quote --- The version I heard was that she was getting her hair cut. |
| Menen:
A Blonde sees a TV in a Electronic store and walks in to see how much it is.... |
| kakashi11:
--- Quote from: Nystical on June 21, 2009, 01:35:39 PM ---Blond boys are random smart, athletic, dumb Redhead boys are usaully athletic and fast. Black hair boys are usally smart Brown hair boys are usally, extinct. --- End quote --- i'm brown hair... |
| Ziyek:
--- Quote from: MEEKL!!! on June 21, 2009, 12:19:25 PM ---i have Blonde hair. and i'm NOT stupid. >:c --- End quote --- I beg to differ. |
| Ziyek:
--- Quote from: wiiman on June 21, 2009, 12:20:14 PM ---A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now." Noy all blondes are stupid --- End quote --- Gratz. sorry for double post :/ |
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