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| Destiny/Zack0Wack0:
When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'( |
| Antallion:
... you werent wearing underwear when you were 8? |
| Jsk2003:
--- Quote from: Destiny/Zack0Wack0 on July 17, 2009, 01:32:58 AM ---When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'( --- End quote --- Yes because obviously, if you wore underwear, the one thin layer of clothes, that would have saved you. And what the forget at last part. |
| CopBlock:
--- Quote from: Destiny/Zack0Wack0 on July 17, 2009, 01:32:58 AM ---When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'( --- End quote --- Youch! |
| Saxophone:
--- Quote from: Destiny/Zack0Wack0 on July 17, 2009, 01:32:58 AM ---When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'( --- End quote --- FAKE! |
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