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Yahoo Bullstuff
Niliscro:
Just get a new one that isn't Yahoo.
I never liked yahoo, anyway. Especially the Answers community, they're all a bunch of morons trying to sound intelligent, save for a few who actually are.
Sprint:
--- Quote from: Niliscro on June 29, 2009, 07:33:20 PM ---Just get a new one that isn't Yahoo.
I never liked yahoo, anyway. Especially the Answers community, they're all a bunch of morons trying to sound intelligent, save for a few who actually are.
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He's got us there. Yahoo should let people ask questions and Yahoo answer them with professionals quietly. But that would be too expensive. They have enough money to travel to hire over 100 news reporters though.
Wizard:
--- Code: ---Dear one of many millions of users.
Thanks a lot for bothering us with your email, dumbass.
This response is just a waste of our time, so I don't know why I bother. Whenever we feel like it, we can disable your account via a process your tiny mind could not begin to understand. Please note that this usually isn't because you violate our Terms of Service, it's not like we actually think you read them.
Once we decide to disable your account, we won't reactivate it. This happens for two reasons, the first is that we don't want anyone to sue us because we are using you for our own amusement. The second is because we can't take the time to explain the complex reasoning behind why we decided to deactivate your account.
Please note that this is a computerized email sent to the hundreds of others we tormented.
You are very welcome
~Yahoo
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Placid:
Hmm..
This is like the needless crap I got on Skype today:
--- Quote from: Skype Message ---WINDOWS REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ATTENTION
=============================
ATTENTION ! Security Center has detected
malware on your computer !
Affected Software:
Microsoft Windows Vista
Microsoft Windows XP
Microsoft Windows 2000
Microsoft Windows Server 2003
Impact of Vulnerability: Remote Code Execution / Virus Infection /
Unexpected shutdowns
Recommendation: Users running vulnerable version should install a repair
utility immediately
Your system IS affected, download the patch from the address below !
Failure to do so may result in severe computer malfunction.
http://www.repairscan.net/
For the link to become active, please click on 'Add to contacts' skype button
or type it in manually into your web browser !
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I'm not even on a Windows. Mac. What the hell.
Jacob/Lee:
--- Quote from: Wizard on June 29, 2009, 07:46:33 PM ---
--- Code: ---Dear one of many millions of users.
Thanks a lot for bothering us with your email, dumbass.
This response is just a waste of our time, so I don't know why I bother. Whenever we feel like it, we can disable your account via a process your tiny mind could not begin to understand. Please note that this usually isn't because you violate our Terms of Service, it's not like we actually think you read them.
Once we decide to disable your account, we won't reactivate it. This happens for two reasons, the first is that we don't want anyone to sue us because we are using you for our own amusement. The second is because we can't take the time to explain the complex reasoning behind why we decided to deactivate your account.
Please note that this is a computerized email sent to the hundreds of others we tormented.
You are very welcome
~Yahoo
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