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JimJam:
I take exception to a few key aspects of Mr. Badspot's commentaries. First things first: Either Badspot has no real conception of the sweep of history, or he is merely intent on winning some debating pin by trying to pierce a hole in my logic with "facts" that are taken out of context. He has called people like me licentious personæ non gratæ, antisocial bigamists, and homicidal warmongers so many times that these accusations no longer have any sting. Badspot clearly continues to employ such insults because he's run out of logical arguments. I suppose an alternate explanation is that this is a fundamental and obvious truth that Badspot thoroughly ignores. Sadly, lack of space prevents me from elaborating further. Thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that I cannot think of any satisfactory rationale Badspot could put forward that would justify his decision to promote the lie of antipluralism. I was right when I said that except for a few bright spots, Badspot's indiscretions are entirely wayward. And I was right when I said that many of the people I've talked to have said that Badspot and his secret police should all be put up against a wall and given traitors' justice. Without commenting on that specifically I'd merely like to point out that Badspot is inherently uninformed, love-crazed, and cynical. Oh, and he also has a hectoring-to-the-core mode of existence. One last thing: Mr. Badspot should have been removed from the gene pool before he had a chance to contaminate it.
tl;dr: http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
Dropshock:
I would post ten paragraphs but it wont fit all in :3
Nepthan:
I've been debating with myself over the last few weeks whether or not I should write this letter. Obviously, I outvoted myself and wrote it. I concluded I absolutely had to tell you that I will dedicate the rest of my life to my efforts to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. I want to share this with you because Mr. JimJam claims that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by pharisaical survivalists for the purpose of population reduction. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. He wants to trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry. Why he wants that, I don't know, but that's what he wants.
Conversations with JimJam are no more intellectual than a game of darts at the local pub. His lapdogs probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, there is no excuse for the innumerable errors of fact, the slovenly and philistine artistic judgments, the historical ineptitude, the internal contradictions, and the various half-truths, untruths, and gussied-up truths that litter every one of JimJam's essays from the first word to the last.
Throughout human history, hypersensitive, maledicent ruffians have always been hypocritical. So it should come as no surprise that few things in life are as enjoyable as watching newly enlightened people answer the blockish curmudgeons who lay waste to the environment. That much is crystal clear. But did you know that JimJam thrives on the victimization of others? That's why I'm telling you that JimJam labels anyone he doesn't like as "sick". That might well be a better description of him. In summary, Mr. JimJam needs a refill of his medication. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?
Korabar:
Badspot is our god, how dare you say that!
inb4badspotcomestoyell.
Sarky56:
Okay, let's do it. Let's oppose AT&T and all it stands for. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: AT&T is extremely asinine. In fact, my handy-dandy Asinine-O-Meter confirms that AT&T's shock troops often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. AT&T has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep its gang loyal to it. Its principal myth is that free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing it and the antihumanist, Pecksniffian weasels in its army of myopic boors. The truth is that it's indubitably a tragedy that AT&T's goal in life is apparently to sow the seeds of discord. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that AT&T indeed needs to come to terms with its purblind past. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now, I'll simply summarize by stating that AT&T just keeps on saying, "We don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. We just want to snooker people of every stripe into believing that it is the arbiter of all things."
Even if we accepted AT&T's schemes, so what? Does that mean that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity? Of course not. As sure as a bear does you-know-what in the woods, AT&T will poke and pry into every facet of our lives in a matter of days. Do give that some thought.
I hate AT&T :\