Yo Momma jokes game.

[JD]

YO MOMMA IS SO TALL SHE DID A BACKFLIP AND KICKED JESUS IN THE CHIN

I laughed. Hard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks down an intersection everyone looks up in the sky for a solar eclipse.

[Ad Bot]

[pixl]

Yo mama is so fat, that she has had a tumor for 10 years, but never knew about it.
She is scheduled to have 1 month to live.

[Nepthan]

Yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection ducked.

[pixl]

Your mama is so smart, people throw rocks at her and call her witch.

[Katamari007]

yo mama.. so erm.. mama that. she mama's at her.... mama? 

[Niblic]

yo mama.. so erm.. mama that. she mama's at her.... mama? 

0.3582/5

If weight were money, your mom would be 1000 times richer than Bill Gates.

[JD]

Yo mama so hairy that she speaks Wookie.

[Korabar]

8/10

yo momma so fat, when she walks outside and puts on high heels, she strikes oil.

[JD]

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than China Town.

^9/10 for above ;D I lol'd.

[Madmitten]

7/10

Yo momma so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck

[JD]

7/10

Yo momma so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck

FFS that was my next one D:
So I give you a 10/10 ;D

Yo mama so fat she gets banned from Asian Blockland servers.
Reason: GOZIRRA!!!!

[Spiderpig]

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than China Town.

^9/10 for above ;D I lol'd.

Line from Weird Al's "Fat" song.

[JD]

Line from Weird Al's "Fat" song.

You're kidding me :o
Really?

[Marcem]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809883

[qevil]

9/10

yo momma so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade.