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A Nice Chat - The new Omegle
DrMobius:
Person: Throws Master Ball at Jirue
Person: stuff
Zoneark: Damn
Zoneark: you forgeted up bro
Person: hi MrZoneark
Zoneark: hi lord pie
Person: you seen Jirue?
Zoneark: yes
Person: help catch him
Person: pls
Zoneark: he's been waving his big man tits for me
Zoneark: gives me 2 second boner
Zoneark: then i hunt him down to do again
Zoneark: i jizzed the first time he did it
Person: wtf
Zoneark: that make me coo
Zoneark: rite
Person: damn
Zoneark: damn is right
Zoneark: JIRUE IS MINE
Person: Throws Master Ball at Jirue
Person: yes!
Jirue: K
Person: may I rape you?
Jirue: I would like to crush your hopes and dreams by saying, ROBLOX RULES
Person: k
Nystical:
I annoyed your cloner Jirue. Then I learned some secret info from Zoneark
Zoneark: yay
Zoneark: found u
Zoneark: shake tits one more time
Zoneark: so i can jizz
Zoneark: realll bad
Jirue: I cloned the cloner of Jirue, I'm Nystical :D
Zoneark: GO GO GO
Zoneark: WHAT
Jirue: I was makin him angry :D
Zoneark: NOOO
Zoneark: YOU KNOW NOW
Zoneark: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Chippy:
Ive met a fake Jirue two or three times. :/
Private McDoggy:
Ricky: Hello, Jirue. I've been waiting for you.
Ricky: >:O
Stranger: i no jirue
Ricky: Blockland, kid?
Stranger: yus
Ricky: in-game name is?
Stranger: why do you wanna know
Stranger: stalker
Ricky: Because you are Jirue!! >:O!!!!!!
Ricky: Or Miga,
Ricky: Or Drak,
Stranger: nou
Ricky: Or some other internet savvy person.
Stranger: i should post this
Ricky: Yeh
Ricky: Guise,
Ricky: I'm Mr. Kibbles 09
Ricky: Yeh?
Stranger: nou
Regulith:
htilugeR: hello
storm: 'ello
htilugeR: Someone stole your h
htilugeR: Gasp
htilugeR: Was it SPY?
htilugeR: He stole my sanity
storm: sure lets go with that
storm: XD
htilugeR: Bummer
storm: haha
storm: asl??
htilugeR: He also stole my not-backwardsness
htilugeR: No, I do not want any brown town love lubricant
htilugeR: Who do you think you are
htilugeR: You sick pervert
storm: im not a pervert
htilugeR: Lies
storm: no lie
htilugeR: Liar
storm: no lie
storm: are u older that 16??
htilugeR: Your plants are for hire
htilugeR: Er
htilugeR: Pants are on fire
storm: its a joke i wanna tell u
htilugeR: I am old enough
storm: okay
htilugeR: Yus
storm: whats the difference between a jew and a pizza???
htilugeR: I would think that would be obvious
htilugeR: I mean
htilugeR: Really
storm: haha
htilugeR: They're two totally different things
htilugeR: You'd have to be a complete moron not to know the difference
storm: haha
storm: wanna hear another joke?
htilugeR: Sure why not
storm: what do you call 2 mexicans that jump into a pool??
htilugeR: Well
storm: bean dip...haha
htilugeR: I would call them "you two"
htilugeR: Oh
htilugeR: Har har
storm: another one??
htilugeR: Ah hell sure
storm: what do u call 2 girls that jump into a pool???
htilugeR: loving awesome
htilugeR: :D
storm: haha fish dip and yes that would be awesome
storm: haha
htilugeR: What
htilugeR: How is that fish dip
storm: get it??
htilugeR: Not at all
storm: are u a girl??
htilugeR: No
storm: how old are u??
htilugeR: Old enough
storm: okay... want me to explain??
htilugeR: That would be fantastic
storm: okay...
storm: a girls pusillanimous individual or vagina smells like fish... so they jump into the pool.... fish dip hahaha XD
htilugeR: Oh
htilugeR: Lol?
(he disconnected)
Longest one so far.