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The Amazing Adventures of @, Take Two
NickTheSushi:
@ asks the man if he can try to fix the bow.
dUMBELLS:
Ask the man about the human skeleton and how it got there.
Snackbar:
Read the illuminated scroll or ask the man to help you read it.
Wedge:
Okay, here's a mini-update, I'll wait until tomorrow when there's a couple more posts to make a bigger update.
You ask the man if he can fix bow.
"Surely you are joking! If you go to a museum and see ancient pottery do they fill in the missing pieces with play-dough? This is the real deal, a real bow from medieval times, it's irreplaceable. Why, I wouldn't even think of touching it. The skilled craftsman that created this bow passed away many years ago, and there is no one alive today with the skill to restore such an artifact into it's proper working order."
You ask the man about the skeleton.
"Archeoligists excavated it in England just outside of Hastings, we estimate that the man died circa 1070. Perhaps he witnessed the Battle of Hastings? Perhaps he fought it with weapons similar to those you see around you? Unfortunately we may never know."
You ask him about the scroll.
"Oh that? It's a page of the Bible, copied in Latin by monks . Here, since you're the first one here, you can have a replica poster of it free of charge."
(you receive an illuminated poster, keep track of the current inventory by checking the main post)
Regulith:
Point out the window and yell, "Look, it's a dragon!" The man, who is obviously a believer of the strange and mysterious, will promptly look out the window, asking "Where? Where?" While he is preoccupied, take the illuminated poster to give the man a nasty paper cut. While he runs off to collect a bandage for his minor injury (what a sissy), steal the man's keys to the display cases. Open all of the cases, but take nothing. Leave, and peek through the window to see the bewilderment on the man's face as he attempts to find out what is missing. You laugh to yourself and shove the keys back in your pocket. They could come in handy later.
EDIT: Holy hell, that was amazingly elaborate for 2:45 in the morning.