Carlos Mencia said it best about the Japanese and WWII:
"We attack pearl harbor with tousand bomb. We dance, think who da man? you da man, who da man? you da man. But we onry piss dem off. They did not drop hundred bomb, a tousand bomb, no? Dey drop two bomb. Ooooooooooooooonry two. And da bomb so big, even our snake got small."