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| KoopaScooper:
Jester found THIS JavaScript and used it to make horrible, but oddly funny stories. Post yours here! One of mine: Things That Drive Me Crazy I just hate it when: Mom serves rice pudding for dinner. My pet tiger chews my towels. Ms. Foller gets mad at the class for being loving huge. My best friend is some idiot on the street and decides to ass-raep with somebody else. I get raep'd for something I didn't do. Dad makes me wear lions to school. My favorite TV show "Beavis and Butthead" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference. People lick into my bedroom without knocking. |
| Marcem:
Party On When invited to a party at a snake's house, you should always bring a vagina. This will make you seem especially forgeted, and may even get you some tits. Don't talk too loveily, and don't ever sit on the ass. Don't dance too softly, and don't forget anything that's in the condom. At the end of the party, be sure to masturbate your host before saying OH stuff! and driving home. |
| Azimuth:
On average, people fear sheep more than they do pastries! Banging your fire against a wall uses 2 calories an hour. homie g's son invented speakers. In every episode of king of the hill there is a rock somewhere. Many oxen only blink one eye at a time. The grass was invented by a doctor. A/An cow can rape for 3 years. Women forget nearly twice as much as men. homer simpson comics were banned in moscow because he doesn't wear a bagel. The average pizza has 4921 knives in it. |
| Plasmus:
It was a cold, Orange night. Emily and Natalie Ran around the campfire, Running songs and eating Chickens. Soon they got tired, climbed into their Restraunts, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud Sitting sound outside the tent. Wtf grabbed Emily's Arm and held on for dear life. Emily started chanting, "Lions and Pies and Glenns, oh my!" over and over again. Then into their tent fell their friend Moo. Moo had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some Pee. Now the Pee was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep. It turned out to be a very Blue camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Wtf's backyard. |
| Fizzles:
Live from the Olympics Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the loving race. All eyes will be on Michael Jackson who is representing pen-island. Michael Jackson has already won 8675309 medals here at the stadium. Here come the athletes now! Michael Jackson looks a little lovey as she gets ready to race. And they're off. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet cleaning. Michael Jackson has won, and it's a world record! We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is Michael Jackson's last Olympics. Tears are in Michael Jackson's eyes as pen-island's flag is raised and Roundabout is played. It's a Hot day for Michael Jackson and all the people from pen-island. The Package The doorbell rang. richard and Vagina raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, arousing box. What could be inside? They quick forgeted the box into the bedroom. Vagina quick put her snake close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "OH! UH!!" "Hurry. Open the box!" screamed richard. To their amazement, Billy Mays leaped out of the box and started singing "Roundabout". There was nothing else to do but sing along. |
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