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AdLib - Create your own Silly Story!
SuperToxic:
--- Quote from: Kerog on July 06, 2009, 02:24:17 PM ---Live from the Olympics
Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the masterbating race. All eyes will be on flashmaker sux who is representing Youchew Poop forums. flashmaker sux has already won 69 medals here at the stadium.
Here come the athletes now! flashmaker sux looks a little yummy as she gets ready to race. And they're off. flashmaker sux and cory's snake are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet cumming. flashmaker sux has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is flashmaker sux's last Olympics. Tears are in flashmaker sux's eyes as Youchew Poop forums's flag is raised and songs to fap to is played. It's a homoloveual like day for flashmaker sux and all the people from Youchew Poop forums.
im silly
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Dear god
You won the game
:D
Kerog:
new one
Pet Show
One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's not so fly!" I said. "I'm sure flashmaker will win." flashmaker is our pet furry. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking snake and jumping through cans of piss. Her favorite food is spaghetti. It's the only thing she'll eat.
On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed flashmaker and tied her favorite carrot around her neck. She looked so fly.
I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big sonic. On the other side was a japanese poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how flashmaker can balance a wood on her vagina. The judges were very impressed.
At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big emo furry with pink stripes. But flashmaker got a purple ribbon for being the most gangsta furry at the show.
KoopaScooper:
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Eric Hartman's son invented Blockland.
In every episode of Teletubbies there is a terrorist somewhere.
Many bearz only blink one eye at a time.
The box was invented by a creating Torque Games.
A/An jackass can forget for 3 years.
Women raep nearly twice as much as men.
richard Pickle comics were banned in Neverland Ranch because he doesn't wear a Gamecube.
The average taco has 8992 rat droppings in it.
The ones in BOLD are the most funniest.
Azimuth:
Those mexican foods aren't healthy, not at all.
NoZoner:
Strange but True
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The loser was invented by a spying.
A/An rancor can forget for 3 years.
Women piss nearly twice as much as men.
Tom comics were banned in Manila because he doesn't wear a smartass.
The average lumpia has 2 nouns in it.