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AdLib - Create your own Silly Story!
Plasmus:
Driving a car can be fun if you follow this Cold advice:
* When approaching a Pie on the right, always blow your Cake.
* Before making a handicapped turn, always stick your Piss out of the window.
* Every 2000 miles, have your stuff inspected and your Restraunt checked.
* When approaching a school, watch out for Moronic Asses.
* Above all, drive Modistly. The Ass you save may be your own!
SuperToxic:
Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the Jumping race. All eyes will be on John Smith who is representing America. John Smith has already won 9001 medals here at the stadium.
Here come the athletes now! John Smith looks a little Gay as she gets ready to race. And they're off. John Smith and Britney Spears are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet Typing. John Smith has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is John Smith's last Olympics. Tears are in John Smith's eyes as America's flag is raised and Yankee Doodle is played. It's a cigarettegish day for John Smith and all the people from America.
Jimmg:
I am qualified for this job because I'm LOL. I got a college education at lol and I majored in lol. I consider myself very LOL because I'm a lol. I'll be working to support my wife and our three LOL lol. I'm looking for a job that pays between lol and lol dollars a year.
I have experience using Llol lol and a lol. I have a lol attitude that makes me good for lol. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most lol candidate for this job.
Sincerely,
lol
SuperToxic:
I took Jimmg's idea.
:D
On average, people fear lol more than they do lol!
Banging your lol against a wall uses lol calories an hour.
lol's son invented lol.
In every episode of lol there is a lol somewhere.
Many lol only blink one eye at a time.
The lol was invented by a lol.
A/An lol can lol for 3 years.
Women lol nearly twice as much as men.
lol comics were banned in lol because he doesn't wear a lol.
The average lol has lol lol in it.
Kerog:
Live from the Olympics
Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the masterbating race. All eyes will be on flashmaker sux who is representing Youchew Poop forums. flashmaker sux has already won 69 medals here at the stadium.
Here come the athletes now! flashmaker sux looks a little yummy as she gets ready to race. And they're off. flashmaker sux and cory's snake are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet cumming. flashmaker sux has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is flashmaker sux's last Olympics. Tears are in flashmaker sux's eyes as Youchew Poop forums's flag is raised and songs to fap to is played. It's a homoloveual like day for flashmaker sux and all the people from Youchew Poop forums.
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