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Blockland Related Chuck Norris Jokes/Facts
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Bind:
When Chuck Norris played Blockland, He really did stuff bricks.
Orgodemirk:
I remember these got pretty big around here last year. They've gotten pretty unfunny, but every once in a while I hear a new one that's pretty good.


If Chuck Norris joins your server, don't attempt to kick him. If you do, Blockland will crash, and your ports will be unforwarded. . .permanently.
Robo Noob:

--- Quote from: Marcem on July 07, 2009, 09:39:57 PM ---I'm not much for Chuck Norris facts anymore, they've really gotten unfunny.

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Heres the only ones I ever thought were funny:

* Most men give a tea-bag, Chuck Norris gives a potato sack.
* Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
* Alien Vs. Predator was originally Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Chuck Norris, but they changed it because nobody would want to buy a ticket to a movie that was 14 seconds long.
* Chuck Norris wipes himself with 2x4 wooden planks.
* Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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