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| trebont:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: asl!? You: WITH MY FREEZE RAY I WILL STOP!!!!! THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT A DEATH RAY OR AN ICE BEAM THAT'S ALL JOHNNY SNOW You: I JUST THINK YOU NEED TIME TO KNOW You: THAT I'M THE GUY WHO MAKES IT REAL You: THE FEELINGS YOU DON'T WANNA FEEL Stranger: fail? You: I'LL BEND THE WORLD TO OUR WILL You: AND WE'LL MAKE TIME STAND STIIIIIIIIL You: I love you Stranger: listen Stranger: im in a meeting k? Stranger: and btw Stranger: i have a fire ray Stranger: so You: OH forget NOOOOOOOOO Stranger: and then we will see Stranger: how easily.. Stranger: the axe Stranger: chops Stranger: through Stranger: the Stranger: raw Stranger: meat.. Stranger: ?! You: if you are in a meeting tell the CEO that a stranger says to forget off Stranger: um, okay. I don't see why, but okay, um. Stranger: He says Stranger: okay, um, okay. Stranger: and that I am going to be let go Stranger: LMFAO? You: then tell him that you want to stroke his richard Stranger: what the forget does that mean right? you know? You: he will keep you Stranger: oh.. Stranger: im fired Stranger: thx You: sorry Stranger: sorry? You: I'll hire ya Stranger: sorrryyy? Stranger: SORRYRRYY? Stranger: really? You: I'M SORRY Stranger: because i dont actually have a job but could use one Stranger: what does it pay? You: sure I will hire ya Stranger: w0w You: 18 bucks an hour starting Stranger: what it is Stranger: wow. You: want it Stranger: where at? Stranger: is it in california or tennessee? You: we have them all over the country Stranger: wow Stranger: what cities exactly You: San Diego... San Francisco... Minneapolis... New York... everywhere Stranger: any in tennessee? You: umm lemme check You: yes we have three in tenessee Stranger: where You: lets see.... You: Nashville is one Stranger: ohh You: Memphis Stranger: oooh You: Knoxville Stranger: ohhhhh !!! Stranger: YESSSSS Stranger: omg Stranger: sorry You: what? You: want a job? Stranger: yes Stranger: what is it You: just tell anyone is Best Buy that you are Robert in Minneapollis's friend... you will get a good job right away You: **in best buy Stranger: really You: yea Stranger: whos that You: me You: I am a CEO Stranger: and the stoned guy at the counter will know what im talking about? You: they will get you a NICE job You: if there is a stoned guy then he will be fired You: I am not kidding with you Stranger: lol You: seriously You: if you want a job take it You: or if you don't then don't take it Stranger: so you're Robert A. Willett? You: whatever You: no? You: I am not Robert A. Willett Stranger: then.. You: Robert Henneck Stranger: i'm very familiar with the best buy executives, and they do not know you You: now you are lying You: I am Robert Hennek Stranger: and have never heard of you Stranger: so, i tell them im roberts friend.. Stranger: and they say, who the forget is robert You: just tell them this "I am Robert Hennek from Minneapolis's friend... I want a job" Stranger: and if they do manage to verify who the hell you are, and you are the ceo, do you tell them the stranger on omegle deserves a high position? Stranger: because you do not know my name Stranger: or if its possible i just want to make plans to take down bestbuy Stranger: so i can begin the path of destruction toward modern technology You: they give people jobs left and right if they say they are my friend Stranger: now, tell me the truth Stranger: are you lying? You: NO You: I am totally serious You: cross my heart and hope to die Stranger: that can be arranged? You: yes it can You: just tell them "I am Robert Hennek from Minneapolis's friend... I want a job" Stranger: im on the phone w/ them Stranger: they said robert who1? You: Hennek You have disconnected. Robert Hennek is a real Best Buy employee BTW |
| trebont:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: FAT BEN MADE POOP Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| trebont:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi ^.^ You: hola senior You: meamo roberto Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| trebont:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: Hello You: is this Matt? Stranger: No You: good Stranger: Why? xD You: that guy has been stalking me all day Stranger: Looool really? You: YES Stranger: :P Stranger: Where are you from? You: America Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| trebont:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: I love you Stranger: I love you You: you are the best person I have ever met Stranger: thanks Stranger: f? You: m Stranger: m Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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