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trebont:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: asl!?
You: WITH MY FREEZE RAY I WILL STOP!!!!! THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT A DEATH RAY OR AN ICE BEAM THAT'S ALL JOHNNY SNOW
You: I JUST THINK YOU NEED TIME TO KNOW
You: THAT I'M THE GUY WHO MAKES IT REAL
You: THE FEELINGS YOU DON'T WANNA FEEL
Stranger: fail?
You: I'LL BEND THE WORLD TO OUR WILL
You: AND WE'LL MAKE TIME STAND STIIIIIIIIL
You: I love you
Stranger: listen
Stranger: im in a meeting k?
Stranger: and btw
Stranger: i have a fire ray
Stranger: so
You: OH forget NOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: and then we will see
Stranger: how easily..
Stranger: the axe
Stranger: chops
Stranger: through
Stranger: the
Stranger: raw
Stranger: meat..
Stranger: ?!
You: if you are in a meeting tell the CEO that a stranger says to forget off
Stranger: um, okay. I don't see why, but okay, um.
Stranger: He says
Stranger: okay, um, okay.
Stranger: and that I am going to be let go
Stranger: LMFAO?
You: then tell him that you want to stroke his richard
Stranger: what the forget does that mean right? you know?
You: he will keep you
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: im fired
Stranger: thx
You: sorry
Stranger: sorry?
You: I'll hire ya
Stranger: sorrryyy?
Stranger: SORRYRRYY?
Stranger: really?
You: I'M SORRY
Stranger: because i dont actually have a job but could use one
Stranger: what does it pay?
You: sure I will hire ya
Stranger: w0w
You: 18 bucks an hour starting
Stranger: what it is
Stranger: wow.
You: want it
Stranger: where at?
Stranger: is it in california or tennessee?
You: we have them all over the country
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what cities exactly
You: San Diego... San Francisco... Minneapolis... New York... everywhere
Stranger: any in tennessee?
You: umm lemme check
You: yes we have three in tenessee
Stranger: where
You: lets see....
You: Nashville is one
Stranger: ohh
You: Memphis
Stranger: oooh
You: Knoxville
Stranger: ohhhhh !!!
Stranger: YESSSSS
Stranger: omg
Stranger: sorry
You: what?
You: want a job?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what is it
You: just tell anyone is Best Buy that you are Robert in Minneapollis's friend... you will get a good job right away
You: **in best buy
Stranger: really
You: yea
Stranger: whos that
You: me
You: I am a CEO
Stranger: and the stoned guy at the counter will know what im talking about?
You: they will get you a NICE job
You: if there is a stoned guy then he will be fired
You: I am not kidding with you
Stranger: lol
You: seriously
You: if you want a job take it
You: or if you don't then don't take it
Stranger: so you're Robert A. Willett?
You: whatever
You: no?
You: I am not Robert A. Willett
Stranger: then..
You: Robert Henneck
Stranger: i'm very familiar with the best buy executives, and they do not know you
You: now you are lying
You: I am Robert Hennek
Stranger: and have never heard of you
Stranger: so, i tell them im roberts friend..
Stranger: and they say, who the forget is robert
You: just tell them this "I am Robert Hennek from Minneapolis's friend... I want a job"
Stranger: and if they do manage to verify who the hell you are, and you are the ceo, do you tell them the stranger on omegle deserves a high position?
Stranger: because you do not know my name
Stranger: or if its possible i just want to make plans to take down bestbuy
Stranger: so i can begin the path of destruction toward modern technology
You: they give people jobs left and right if they say they are my friend
Stranger: now, tell me the truth
Stranger: are you lying?
You: NO
You: I am totally serious
You: cross my heart and hope to die
Stranger: that can be arranged?
You: yes it can
You: just tell them "I am Robert Hennek from Minneapolis's friend... I want a job"
Stranger: im on the phone w/ them
Stranger: they said robert who1?
You: Hennek
You have disconnected.

Robert Hennek is a real Best Buy employee BTW
trebont:
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: FAT BEN MADE POOP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
trebont:
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi ^.^
You: hola senior
You: meamo roberto
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trebont:
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: Hello
You: is this Matt?
Stranger: No
You: good
Stranger: Why? xD
You: that guy has been stalking me all day
Stranger: Looool really?
You: YES
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: America
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
trebont:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I love you
Stranger: I love you
You: you are the best person I have ever met
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: f?
You: m
Stranger: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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