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random Omegle conversations
Chaos2454:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Sup foo'.
Stranger: suuuuup.
You: Masturbate, uh huh uh huh, we like it, uh huh uh huh
Stranger: no, no, i do not like it. unless you a jonas brotha, no thanks.
You: I'm Hannah Monatana
Stranger: ew. bitch go cut your intenstines out.
Stranger: you never deserved nick.
You: Ok, I'm guessing female?
Stranger: haha, YOURE AWESOME!
You: I know, I'M NEIL DIAMOND BITCH!
Stranger: dude, neil diamond is the loving bomb.
You: Btw, my balls are nukes set to detonate in 10 seconds.
Stranger: OURR LOVEEE IS ONN THE ROCkool kids klubS! MY BALLS ARE ONNN THE ROCKSSS!
You: YOU ARE A WOMAN, RIGHT?
Stranger: stuff, yes. i was just singin' a song by neil diamond.
You: Thank God.
You: Now I'm Bob Ross
Stranger: i aint one of those tranloveuualses.
You: Let's paint a happy cloud next to our happy rock.
Stranger: bitch, that sounds dope.
Stranger: GO LITTLE MERMAID, forget THAT BLUE GHOST!
You: I have detected a virus in your pants.
Stranger: damn it, i thought i had that removed.
You: I have detected multiple viruses in your pants.
Stranger: stuff, doctor said they all went bye bye!
You: DUDE, I"M TRIPPING BALLS!
Stranger: HELL NAH! IMA GET MY MONEY BACK BITCH!
Stranger: DID WE JUST RUN OVER A SMALL BUS>
Stranger: ???
You: NO THAT WAS A GRIZZLY!
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: i loving hate alaska.
You: WHOA! THAT ALLIGATOR.......JUST TALKED TO ME.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jimmg:
No there is already a topic. Stop triple posting when people don't respond.
Moriarty:
Why didnt you just bump mine? ._.
trebont:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: where u from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: mosse land
Stranger: ?
You: **moose land
Stranger: canada?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Niblic:
Way to quadruple post.