Author Topic: The Beach Pwned Me (Read 1085 times)

SkyMaster · August 20, 2009, 09:19:06 PM

Here's a step by step demonstration of what happened:

I was body surfing on a wave.

The wave was a little too strong.

I flipped over.

My face hit the sand and scraped it

(PWNED)

I kept rolling.

I lifted up and slammed on my back.

(DOUBLE PWNED)

Now my face has scabs, but my backs okay.

And for people who think I'm a wimp for being cut up by sand, wet sand is a non Newtonian fluid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid

In other words, with pressure, it acts like a solid, with no pressure, it acts like a liquid, and that sand is hard as a rock (:3) when you slam into it

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General Nick · August 20, 2009, 09:20:45 PM

Ouch. I love body surfing though.

Doorman · August 20, 2009, 09:22:03 PM

Oasis · August 20, 2009, 09:34:52 PM

HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!

Jk, I feel your pain brother, I do...

Rughugger · August 20, 2009, 10:23:37 PM

Could have been worse, could have hit your berries.

Messes · August 20, 2009, 10:32:15 PM

Damn! That sand is like when you mix that baking soda stuff with starch and it's solid with pressure upon it and liquid with no pressure. I want that sand :3

zoneark · August 20, 2009, 10:51:31 PM

Quote from: Rughugger on August 20, 2009, 10:23:37 PM

Could have been worse, could have hit your berries.

Now that would of been a memorable moment in his life.

Block Builder · August 20, 2009, 10:56:51 PM

Quote from: Rughugger on August 20, 2009, 10:23:37 PM

Could have been worse, could have hit your berries.

If they existed

Void · August 20, 2009, 11:02:47 PM

Quote from: Rughugger on August 20, 2009, 10:23:37 PM

Could have been worse, could have hit your berries.

My family jewels cringed when I read this.

Spiderobot · August 21, 2009, 01:05:19 AM

It�s like you have never been to the beach. (Insert Tougne sticking out face here)
I�ll reply when I get home.

General Omega · August 21, 2009, 02:22:56 AM

Quote from: Rughugger on August 20, 2009, 10:23:37 PM

Could have been worse, could have had your mother raped and killed, your father taken hostage and your house burned down by a drunk teen thinking it is fun to live in burning buildings..

Big Brother · August 21, 2009, 07:41:28 AM

Quote from: Block Builder on August 20, 2009, 10:56:51 PM

If they existed

You know that was un-called for.