Creepy stalker kid who thinks he's my friend comes to my house 1-2 times a day

[TheChaosCarrier]

have a base ball bat set up a trap and when he steps on the trap he gets hit with the bat then throw him across the street or atleast away for the house
 
 
or wait for him and when he comes open the door for him the hit him with the bat then do the same as before throw him across the street or away from the house

Wat.

[Ad Bot]

[starfoxXP]

im saying to hit him in the face with a bat

[Private McDoggy]

When you're opening your door from the outside do you have to push or pull to open the door?

[Muffinmix]

call the cops

Yeah do this, just give him a warning to get the forget off the property or you'll call the police.

[|Shadow]

Get a Clown Mask, open the door, throw pie in his face then close the door.

[Olinaj]

When you're opening your door from the outside do you have to push or pull to open the door?

a push

[Private McDoggy]

a push

If it was pull you could open the door and hit him in the face.

[NickTheSushi]

Get a Clown Mask, open the door, throw pie in his face then close the door.

If he actually does this he'll win the internet.

[|Shadow]

If he actually does this he'll win the internet.

I'd do it, seriously. :(

Also, if you do do it, video it.

[Zephyrs]

Chase him down while yelling "I'm Rick James Bitch"

[starfoxXP]

If it was pull you could open the door and hit him in the face.

thats what i said to do with the bat

[Drak]

Talk to his parents or something.

[Nitramtj]

One time there was this kid that kept ringing our doorbell that we didn't want to talk to. Turned out we left the house keys outside and he was trying to tell us.

[General Nick]

Tell him you don't want to be friends but give him a fruit roll up for his trouble.

[Olinaj]

Talk to his parents or something.

His parents originally were trying to make a "genius kid" out of him, needless to say after about 14 1/2 years of ADHD medication, intense stress of being sent to a school for gifted children for a few years until he flunked out, and perhaps physical abuse (heard and saw lots of things involving his parents beating him), leaving him with very little social skills, and turning him into a perhaps clinically insane shell of a person with very little personality.

I think that explains that his parents don't give two stuffs about him, or his sister (who may or may not be normal).