2012 Zombie Apocalypse?

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Chrono:

--- Quote from: Hazard on July 19, 2009, 09:46:09 PM ---This makes so much sense. And then more people would go crazy because they saw people going crazy. I probably would. I actually saw a movie A LOT like this. If I remember what it's called, I'll post a video.

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I'm actually more afriad of the people who believe something will happen than what they believe will happen.

BladeOfTheHorizon:
HOW TO SURVIVE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE:
1. Pull your stuff together!

If it’s a zombie infestation, the cops, firemen, and ambulance men will all be rather busy, or dead. When the first zombies are seen, the police will take them to hospitals. Do not lock yourself in your apartment and wait for the police to save you. Do not cooperate with the authorities. They know nothing about zombies, as they believe that zombies are a myth.

2. Get armed.

You do not want to face zombies and be unarmed, even if they are not so smart or quick or powerful, they will be too dangerous to fight bare handed. Firearms are good, but you should also have some side weapons you can use if you run out of bullets, or if they get too close. Anything’s good: knives, swords, axes or even poleaxes if you know how to use one properly. Blunt weapons are also good, but you must wear protection goggles and a mask, or something to protect your face from the splash.

3. Get armored.

You must try to protect your body as much as you can, especially the neck, arms and legs. These are the most exposed parts to bite. You can find lots of body armor from army surplus shops, or even martial arts and hunting shops. Jeans also offer good protection from bites.

4. Leave town.

If the zombie infestation caught you in a big town, you must leave immediately. It’s one thing to face 10 zombies, but another thing to face 10000 zombies. Best thing is to go to the country. Farms are quite easy to defend, and the open spaces won’t let you get caught by surprise.

5. Gather Supplies.

Gather as many supplies as you can. Everything from bottled water to gas – you will need it. And it won’t be hard to do it…if everyone’s dead it won’t be stealing! Best thing is to get a truck and start looting the largest stores in the area. Don’t go into big towns, and don’t start looting until you are 100% sure there won’t be a zombie attack, let alone a big one! You don’t want the authorities to stop the attack, nor do you want to end up in jail for looting.

6. Barricade.

Some barbed wire and a whole bunch of gas filled bottles can do wonders when defending your resort from a zombie attack. Also, alarms are a very good idea. You can make them yourself (some cans and pots on a wire) or get a real one, motion sensors and everything (see number 5 for looting tips – Gas and Generator required).

7. Search for Survivors.

After you have enough supplies, and your home and the surroundings are safe, you should start searching for survivors. Even if you are the only one of your group still alive, you’ll end up going mad if you remain alone. Start with the small towns around you. It will be quite easy if you have a zombie proof car. Just go to the town limits and honk. If zombies are there, they will head in your direction and you can just leave; alternatively you will recognize the survivors and can form a group. Safety in numbers!

:cookieMonster:

CrazyAwesomeDarkness:

--- Quote from: BladeOfTheHorizon on July 20, 2009, 12:56:41 AM ---HOW TO SURVIVE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE:
1. Pull your stuff together!

If it’s a zombie infestation, the cops, firemen, and ambulance men will all be rather busy, or dead. When the first zombies are seen, the police will take them to hospitals. Do not lock yourself in your apartment and wait for the police to save you. Do not cooperate with the authorities. They know nothing about zombies, as they believe that zombies are a myth.

2. Get armed.

You do not want to face zombies and be unarmed, even if they are not so smart or quick or powerful, they will be too dangerous to fight bare handed. Firearms are good, but you should also have some side weapons you can use if you run out of bullets, or if they get too close. Anything’s good: knives, swords, axes or even poleaxes if you know how to use one properly. Blunt weapons are also good, but you must wear protection goggles and a mask, or something to protect your face from the splash.

3. Get armored.

You must try to protect your body as much as you can, especially the neck, arms and legs. These are the most exposed parts to bite. You can find lots of body armor from army surplus shops, or even martial arts and hunting shops. Jeans also offer good protection from bites.

4. Leave town.

If the zombie infestation caught you in a big town, you must leave immediately. It’s one thing to face 10 zombies, but another thing to face 10000 zombies. Best thing is to go to the country. Farms are quite easy to defend, and the open spaces won’t let you get caught by surprise.

5. Gather Supplies.

Gather as many supplies as you can. Everything from bottled water to gas – you will need it. And it won’t be hard to do it…if everyone’s dead it won’t be stealing! Best thing is to get a truck and start looting the largest stores in the area. Don’t go into big towns, and don’t start looting until you are 100% sure there won’t be a zombie attack, let alone a big one! You don’t want the authorities to stop the attack, nor do you want to end up in jail for looting.

6. Barricade.

Some barbed wire and a whole bunch of gas filled bottles can do wonders when defending your resort from a zombie attack. Also, alarms are a very good idea. You can make them yourself (some cans and pots on a wire) or get a real one, motion sensors and everything (see number 5 for looting tips – Gas and Generator required).

7. Search for Survivors.

After you have enough supplies, and your home and the surroundings are safe, you should start searching for survivors. Even if you are the only one of your group still alive, you’ll end up going mad if you remain alone. Start with the small towns around you. It will be quite easy if you have a zombie proof car. Just go to the town limits and honk. If zombies are there, they will head in your direction and you can just leave; alternatively you will recognize the survivors and can form a group. Safety in numbers!

:cookieMonster:

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Same as me, Just Better. Good Job!

Madmitten:
Unless it is an L4D situation, zombies are very fragile and fast. they're made out of rotting human flesh so using a sword to cut them would be a smart choice for a melee weapon, something with weight or quickness of slashing would do the trick.

deadfall07:
A truth post by LE0N1 from facepunch

"Just the amount of psychological horror and the overall risk of not surviving. You aren't superior or special just because you read some half assed zombie survival guide or have alot of Firearms, hell most of you probably never even used a Firearm let alone killed someone with one. You have just as much chance of surviving as any other person that got infected.

You think everyone will be working together? forget no, it would be every man for himself. How often do you see people working together after natural disasters? RARELY. Look at what happened to new orleans after katrina, there would be people looting left and right and shooting anyone that gets in their way.

Ofcourse you people will just reply

forget YOU cigarette I WILL BE SOO AWESOME ILL BE BLASTING DEM ZOMBIES WITH MY DEAGLE AND KATANA

Good luck finding a Desert Eagle, same for the expensive as hell ammo. Oh, and incase you have not noticed, in a apocalypse scenaria, everyday things will become worth more than gold.

Good luck surving, let alone not commiting Self Delete or getting eaten alive by zombies."

TL;DR You will die.

Face it guys, when it happens, we are forgetED

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