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Near-Death Expierences

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Sockton:

i got shot in the head and lived because i ate a lot of bergers


--- Quote from: zookuw on July 27, 2009, 05:38:16 PM ---i got hit by a plane

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you're big

zookuw:


--- Quote from: Sockton on July 27, 2009, 06:00:13 PM ---i got shot in the head and lived because i ate a lot of bergers
you're big

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i know i'm huge ;3

D3ATH:

Your head is transparent also. :o

.:Darke:.:


--- Quote from: koolkody12 on July 27, 2009, 01:16:36 PM ----When I had fungus on my head

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Snaffle J. Bean:

I got stung by a ton of paper wasps when I was three.

Me and my brother went to a junkyard with my father. While they were staring at something, I was just standing there, no worries. Then I notice a paper wasp nest right at eye level, under a table. One wasp comes out, and starts flying near me. Then a few more come out. I start saying "Daaaad... Daaaaaad...", he just replies with "Hold on a second, Alex.". I flinched out of fear and all the wasps attack my face. Then, basically the whole loving nest full of them comes out and joins in. I blacked out for a while, and I woke up to being carried by my father while he was running to the car.

Most terrifying four minutes of my life.

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