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Block Builder:
I was in the jungle and it was wet and dirty and the congs were closing in. I took out my M16 and shot at them a bit, but almost stepped on this punji pit and I tripped and dropped my M16 in the mud. It jammed so I took my knife out and climbed into a tree. Congs swarmed the ground below me tryin' to find where I was. I jumped down and slashed one of their necks an' grabbed his AK. Dem congs dropped left and right as I fired a bullet in all o' their yellow heads. A few tried to run away but I took them out with a grenade. I had no idea where I was in that damned 'Nam, so I too out my compass and started walkin' south. A met up with a few boys from a company I worked with near the beginnin' of the war, and they got me a heli back to my camp. Those boys didn't think I ever was gonna get outta there, but I proved them wrong.
Joker Card:

--- Quote from: TheLegomaster on July 27, 2009, 10:30:30 PM ---My mom saved me from the evil quarter that nearly choked me :D
Also:
She saved one of our kittens when it was born, it came halfway, and the mother stopped pushing D:
So she pulled him out.

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that cat story disturbs me SO much.
zookuw:

--- Quote from: D3ATH on July 27, 2009, 06:36:11 PM ---Your head is transparent also. :o

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dudeeeee it's dis stuff i found on the street
zookuw:

--- Quote from: Snaffle J. Bean on July 27, 2009, 08:18:00 PM ---I got stung by a ton of paper wasps when I was three.

Me and my brother went to a junkyard with my father. While they were staring at something, I was just standing there, no worries. Then I notice a paper wasp nest right at eye level, under a table. One wasp comes out, and starts flying near me. Then a few more come out. I start saying "Daaaad... Daaaaaad...", he just replies with "Hold on a second, Alex.". I flinched out of fear and all the wasps attack my face. Then, basically the whole loving nest full of them comes out and joins in. I blacked out for a while, and I woke up to being carried by my father while he was running to the car.

Most terrifying four minutes of my life.

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oh crap that would suck but whats a paper wasp O.o
Joker Card:
i went to mexico.
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