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Near-Death Expierences
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BladeOfTheHorizon:
I was five, and I didn't know how to swim.
I had a lifejacket on, and we were having fun with the other people on the American River, so two other friends and I decided to "raid" their inflatable boat. When we got on, we also had a water cannon thing. We blasted everyone, then jumped off the ship. I was trapped between three inflatable boats, and it pushed me under the boat. I tried to swim down, but the lifejacket forced me up. Someone swam down and got me, and a few days later I learned to swim. I never wore a lifejacket even since.
Joker Card:
if yuo saw my So Sad topic, youwould know im fat. so my football team had a pool party at our shcool pool. i cannon balled into the water. i reached the 12 ft deep water and swa m up. i almost drowned due to the fact im not the best swimmer.
Robo Noob:
I've never worn a lifejacket in my life (besides on a boat), my dad taught me to swim at age 4 because he lives close to a beach and got a season pass every year. Assateague ftw.
Comatose:

--- Quote from: Block Builder on July 27, 2009, 11:01:03 PM ---I was in the jungle and it was wet and dirty and the congs were closing in. I took out my M16 and shot at them a bit, but almost stepped on this punji pit and I tripped and dropped my M16 in the mud. It jammed so I took my knife out and climbed into a tree. Congs swarmed the ground below me tryin' to find where I was. I jumped down and slashed one of their necks an' grabbed his AK. Dem congs dropped left and right as I fired a bullet in all o' their yellow heads. A few tried to run away but I took them out with a grenade. I had no idea where I was in that damned 'Nam, so I too out my compass and started walkin' south. A met up with a few boys from a company I worked with near the beginnin' of the war, and they got me a heli back to my camp. Those boys didn't think I ever was gonna get outta there, but I proved them wrong.

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I lol'd really hard.


Anybody else have anymore stories to share?
Joker Card:
in 4th grade Me and my friend were walking down te hallway to our classroom with our class and I saw our music teacher Mr.Shepard in the office and I said hey look thrse Mr.Shepard, so he looked the second he left and he said I can't see him. then he ran into the poll. but I ddin't know this, so I kept walking. and once we turned the corner someone siad he was crying, so the teacer went to see and he had chipped his tooth from it. woops
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