Jirue's life v1

[Comatose]

5 miliseconds after birth - Jirue stuffs in the doctor's hand.

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[TheLegomaster]

1 year later
Jirue is in Vault 101.

[Joker Card]

3 years after jirue is born, he becomes a cat

[Menen]

3 years after jirue is born, he becomes a cat

:O

[Joker Card]

6 years after he becomes a cat, he became fat and a alcoholic. and here we are at current day jirue, a fat cat drinking beer

[Sockton]

03:50:55 am jirue locks this topic because it isn't fun

[Explosivo]

1 hour later.....

Jirue's read's sockton's reply. Then hit's reply. Then Say's GTFO.

[DaSord213]

10:57 AM: Jirue wakes up to realize that the entire time he had been dreaming.
11:06 AM: Jirue decides to try something different and decides to take a shower.... in the kitchen sink.

[jirue]

11:10 am   Jirue starts reading all of these comments left and realize that his "life" is pretty forgeted up o_0

[Explosivo]

11:30 Jirue has pie for launch.
11:35 Jirue goes shopping.

[TheLegomaster]

11:40 Jirue arrives at the mall, and goes to Sockton's Feetwear for some stylish new socks.

[Explosivo]

12:00 Jirue is waiting for sockton to give the new socks to Him.
3:00 Jirue is still waiting.

2 week's later......

10:00 jirue still waiting.
10:01 jrue's get's pissed and leaves.
10:02 Sockton's see's that jirue left. and then quit's.

[TheLegomaster]

10:20
Jirue goes to the Pat's Burgers burger stand, and buys a burger.

Also: too many apostrophs, Jack D:

[Olinaj]

10:23
Jirue logs on to steam and gifts Olinaj HL2:ep2

[Soviet]

10:30

Jirue gives birth to a baby boy!