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darn kids keep on ringing my doorbell and running
Saxophone:
Get a slingshot, with tons of little steelies at your side.
That'll teach 'em.
Joker Card:
If a window (not front window, possibly 2nd story) window faces the direction of te door, wait for them to come, get your bb rifle ready and make sure to have the post it. when they come up, shoot one of them. its painfully funny
Skyra:
Find a moldy pumpkin and throw it at them. Proplem solved.
Madmitten:
put a mouse trap under your floor mat. that way when they step on it it'll snap, and maybe sound like a gunshot.
if not just ignore them
trainman1:
bring a shotgun when they come and say dang it kids get off my lawn or i shoot do it again and ill shoot you again and again until you die