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| darn kids keep on ringing my doorbell and running |
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| Hired gun:
This is what I've done: There were these little starfishs who rang our doorbell at 3:00 in the morning. Now we have a little "zen garden" that is full of bushes and trees that you can hide behind. I put those explosive garbanzo beans(spelling?)under our welcome mat and I hid in the bushes. When they came to ring our doorbell they were startled, so I shot them with my BB pistol and egged them. They never rang our doorbell ever again, and when I see them, they always have a little twinkle of fear in their eyes...... |
| BobSevenSevens:
Don't worry, you spelled "garbanzo" right. |
| Zenthos:
God this topic is on a spree for ridiculous stories. GUESS WHAT I DID? Absolutly nothing. Norly, I took an airsoft grenade and rigged it to set off and fall out of a trap door I constructed just for this purpose, triggered by - nvmd. |
| onyx6:
--- Quote from: Fire paw on July 31, 2009, 09:14:21 PM ---Its called ding dong ditch everyone does it sadly... -_- --- End quote --- Thanks for teaching us about kiddie slang, we really didn't know |
| Isjix:
Whenever the UPS guy comes, he rings my doorbell and runs off :C |
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