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Family picnic tomorrow
Bisjac:
every summer the extended family gets together to eat food and sit around at some beach.
As of this year, i am the last one of my cousins to not be married or have a kid. and im only 25. so that's kinda sad. however i am the only one with a college degree and assets.
A bunch of young adults joining the ranks of the older generations, of sitting there in a lawn chair and drinking tea, watching their children run around screaming. And they all look miserable.
I know i will have to have that discussion with grandma again. she cant tell me and my cousins apart. so she always says "jacob, hows the wife and kids?"...
god why cant she just die already.
If anyone can kill me before i go tomorrow i would be grateful.
Sarge:
Maybe you already died. Maybe you're just going to an extension of Hell.
General Omega:
Sorry, I got an appointment with a guy in some apartment. His wife hates him.
Chrono:
You don't even have kids and you're already complaining?
Frogg:
Are you siblings married yet?