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Jokes
block dude:
"sir there are 2 ships on the horizon!"
"get me my red shirt captin!"
*after battle*
sir why did you want your red shirt?"
so if i was shot, my men would think there is no blood and would keep fighting!"
"how valiant of you sir"
next day
"sir, there are 20 ships on the horizon!!!!"
"leutinut, get me my brown pants!"
Mikiyikiy:
--- Quote from: Bacon on August 01, 2009, 09:23:39 PM ---nice fallout3
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It's not like any other of these jokes are original anyway.
JJA0:
--- Quote from: block dude on August 01, 2009, 09:28:32 PM ---"sir there are 2 ships on the horizon!"
"get me my red shirt captin!"
*after battle*
sir why did you want your red shirt?"
so if i was shot, my men would think there is no blood and would keep fighting!"
"how valiant of you sir"
next day
"sir, there are 20 ships on the horizon!!!!"
"leutinut, get me my brown pants!"
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Took me awhile to get that one..
Regulith:
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel poking out of his pants.
The bartender says to him, "Ahoy there! Why there be a steering wheel in yer pants, mate?"
The pirate looks at him and replies, "Yar, it be driving me nuts!"
Saxophone:
(tribal Joke; No means for Racisim)
How come black people are always left handed.
'Cause they have no rights.
(Heard it from a friend.)