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Jokes
Regulith:
--- Quote from: Rughugger on August 02, 2009, 01:20:24 AM ---It's the kind of things I hear mentally challenged kids say, and if someone laughs, it's cruel. Well at least we know where he gets his material from.
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You're so cool, trying to start fights (or continue them, I don't know) in even the most innocent topics.
Zenthos:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Jsk2003:
--- Quote from: Saxophone on August 01, 2009, 11:04:39 PM ---(tribal Joke; No means for Racisim)
How come black people are always left handed.
'Cause they have no rights.
(Heard it from a friend.)
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It actually started with when Beyonce(sp?) had a song that said "To the left! to the left!".
Why does Beyonce go To the left! To the left!?
Because black people have no rights.
"Hey guys want to hear a joke?"
"Yeah!"
"Women's rights."
"OH HARHAR!"
"Two black people jump off of a bridge.
Who hits the ground first?
...
...
WHO CARES?"
"I'm going to kill all the jews! And also one clown!"
"Why the one clown?"
"See! No one cares about the jews!"
--- Quote from: Mikiyikiy on August 01, 2009, 09:01:13 PM ---Two atoms are sitting in a bar, one of them says "I believe I have lost an electron." to which the other one replies "Are you certain?" to which the other atom responds "I'm positive."
:D
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I loved it.
Rughugger:
--- Quote from: Regulith on August 02, 2009, 01:28:11 AM ---You're so cool, trying to start fights (or continue them, I don't know) in even the most innocent topics.
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No, it was a matter of fact statement. If I wanted to be cool, I'd say I liked him even if hated his guts just so I'd have some common ground with someone. But I don't like him. I find his martial to be uninventive and out of place, and compared it to a source that reminded me of such a form of humor that made equally no sense to me. Just because you don't happen to like my comment or comparison doesn't make it an automatic dropping of the gloves to fight.
Way to jump to conclusions.
Regulith:
You could have said something simple, such as "that joke wasn't good" or "I didn't find that funny at all".
But this topic is about jokes, so I'm leaving it at that to let the jokes continue.