ESP

[Inv3rted]

I can tell what is going to happen next in movies (if it is some crappy American action movie). :D

At the beginning of Transformers 2, I said that there's gonna be a huge ass cannon in the pyramids. I lol'd when it happened.

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[Colten]

When I was three I guessed I had ESP
A year later someone knocked at the door and I knew who it was

[MtnDew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vD3c0xzwI

[Feep]

A thing that happens to me sometimes, its seems extremely fake and scares the stuff out of me, but it's true.
1. I wake up, and find myself in the past/future around 3 day radius.
2. It is sometime in the day and something big happens.
3. I actually wake up at the normal time I do, and can't interfere with the "event".
That happened 3 times and a few years ago

But now, mostly I have dreams, then it loving happens.
It is sooo creepy.
A few weeks before my dog died I had a dream about losing something or something and we had to kill it or let it live with the pain for a while longer.

It turned out to be my dog. She had to be put down because of paralyse in the rear legs.

[MtnDew]

I think its KFC.

Their chicken has too many hormones in them.

It causes 8 year olds to go into puberty, and it causes hallucinations.

[TheLegomaster]

:o

[rkynick]

ESP (Extrasensory Perception) aka IM SPECIAL ):
It's this think where you kind of have psychic powers on a very low level. You just guess small things that other people are thinking, things that are about to happen, etc.

I think I might have it and no I'm not some stupid kid that thinks I was born to do amazing things. I just do weird things like:
When the phone rings, I can guess who it is or when someone rings our doorbell I can guess who it is.

When I'm asked a random multiple choice question and I have no idea what the answer is, my guess is almost always right.
... Yeah, that's because its a 1/4 or so chance and at least 2 of the choices are bullstuff. You're just using good test-taking procedure
A random thought pops into my head and someone I'm with instantly starts talking about exactly what i was thinking.
Great minds think alike. Stupid ones do too. Emphasis is on the latter.
I can guess if something's going to happen before it happens such as the phone ringing, someone ringing our doorbell.
That's your subconscious connecting the dots for you, as well as pattern recognition. Otherwise, you're probably expecting these things to happen due to previous events.
When someone tells me to guess that number, color, or animal their thinking of, I guess right usually.
See the above. Great minds think alike. Stupid ones do too. Also see above on multiple-choice questions.
And I can't control these things, it just randomly pops into my head and happens to be right.
That's because you don't have anything to control, thus you can't control it. I.E, you aren't "psycic"

tl;dr I HAVE PSYCIC ABILITIES!!!
TL;DR MY MIND CAN PREFORM SIMPLE GUESSING FUNCTIONS WITH A DEGREE OF ACCURACY!!!

EDIT: This is exactly what it's like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrasensory_perception
A lot of times people link to wikipedia without understanding what they're linking to, but they expect it to back up their points

Tl:DR: You're just looking for attention.

[Amade]

A random thought pops into my head and someone I'm with instantly starts talking about exactly what i was thinking.

Happens to me too but usually not when I'm trying to do it

Tl:DR: You're just looking for attention.

I think you're just being an ass :U

[rkynick]

I think you're just being an ass :U

As if that negates my argument entirely.

[Ector]

I predicted the future on a road trip before. I fell asleep, and I drempt I was there, and someone opened the car door for me. I woke up, and I was there, and the same person im my dream opened the car door for me.

[Regulith]

I predicted the future on a road trip before. I fell asleep, and I drempt I was there, and someone opened the car door for me. I woke up, and I was there, and the same person im my dream opened the car door for me.

Because there were only two people in the car 

[Littledude]

or you can be open minded and not a shmuck

this to all the people instantly shooting him down.

[Block Builder]

Block Builder will post after me.

[Block Builder]

I have ESP!

[Niblic]

I have ESP!

Doublepost :V