Three word Story

[lordician]

that exploded after

[Ad Bot]

[TheLegomaster]

the bird shot

[Travis [bob36455]]

Gorden Freeman's banana

[Muzzles56]

which was consipated

[TheLegomaster]

and tried to

[Travis [bob36455]]

Get a break

[Kevin The Cop]

while drinking coffee

[Moriarty]

KEVIN RUINED IT

[DrMobius]

by loving it

[Moriarty]

AND BEING HIM

[Muzzles56]

leads to a

[Travis [bob36455]]

big fat orange

[Moriarty]

THATS A TESTICLE

[TheLegomaster]

That unleashes

an unholy plague of hell-born death engines

[TheArchitect]

a ton of